SEMTEX

this is not how the poll function works

My bet is on a newbie winning this round and then rapidly dropping down for vote #2.

Literally no idea how any of that is going to work and I've read that entire wiki before.

just get the free kicks on target man you useless twats

aye, nee chance with that one.

Bhutan manager looks disheartened.

lucky #15

He just had to drill it at the keeper man. It's 14-0 It was pretty much on the 18yd line, there's no way he's getting it up and down in time.

http://i.imgur.com/obZEG49.png

free kick on the edge of the box... i wonder what'll happen here. Pls dont try and get it over the wall.

I like how everyone in the crowd is wearing their stupid qatari dickhead clothing. Something different y'knaa.

the keeper just falls backwards

i assume the qatar team is full of brazilians by now?

They'll be in the Champions League.

At least you dominated the game though, right? Exactly. We have De Gea in nets and he saves both of their shots that lead to goals. Full strength Man Utd wins this league by 9 points. Couldn't agree more. 0.75 goals scored per game is title-winning form, just a shame about the woeful 0.5 goals conceded per game. You need to sort out that goalkeeping crisis asap.

At least you dominated the game though, right?

Semtex in implying he's proper masculine and that shocker. Aye, that's it. Nowt to do with the fact that he barely touched the man and it's a contact sport. It's a foul, but personally, I wouldn't even give a yellow. I can accept yellow given the current spineless-diving-pricks climate that we're enabling by accepting that shit like this is a red fucking card. A red card man. Embarrasing. He stood on his shin and foot man. Regardless of your own measure of what's a red card or not, he and we all know that standing on a player's shin/foot like that is going to be a red card and we have done for years. the outrage Also known as a completely predictable red card. Right I'm tired of this already. We started off with the classic unnecessary personal jibe and we've gone downhill. When playing actual football, people get their feet/ankles stood on all the time. If it's not malicious or at great speed, it is a freekick, a swift apology, and off you go. If that's super manly, then I guess I'm super super manly, which is not something I've been accused of before, trust me. The fact that this is even being entertained by fans as a red card is highly disappointing to me, and it doesn't fill me with faith on the progression of football in the future. It's close to unwatchable as it is.

Semtex in implying he's proper masculine and that shocker. Aye, that's it. Nowt to do with the fact that he barely touched the man and it's a contact sport. It's a foul, but personally, I wouldn't even give a yellow. I can accept yellow given the current spineless-diving-pricks climate that we're enabling by accepting that shit like this is a red fucking card. A red card man. Embarrasing. He stood on his shin and foot man. Regardless of your own measure of what's a red card or not, he and we all know that standing on a player's shin/foot like that is going to be a red card and we have done for years. the outrage

Semtex in implying he's proper masculine and that shocker. Aye, that's it. Nowt to do with the fact that he barely touched the man and it's a contact sport. It's a foul, but personally, I wouldn't even give a yellow. I can accept yellow given the current spineless-diving-pricks climate that we're enabling by accepting that shit like this is a red fucking card. A red card man. Embarrasing.

Still never a red. Neither a fucking "Orange". Pansy fucks.

Honestly, what happens in your mind to make you want to make a post like that. Harmless little thread about a comic and you decide your place is to unnecessarily make the whole thing hostile. I'm not even necessarily disagreeing with any of the points, but sometimes it's just nice to actually try and get along with people, yknow?

Journalism, ladies and gents.

Got my email already Not sure I need both styles of shirt mind...

It's fucking rocket science man. Don't make it sound so straightforward. Whether people buy this new shirt or not, as long as it isn't a Wonga pos (or some other shit peddled by the club), I'm happy.