SEMTEX

Dat Lens finish

Trolling? Not at all, we are not going to see much of the ball today so we need runners Thats the spirit.

booourns

Is Discover card a running joke in America? In Futurama when Fry's in the distant future and he goes through Visa, Mastercard etc and they all no longer exist then he gets to Discover and the guy's like 'ohh sorry, we don't take Discover' It's just not a very widely accepted card type that's all. Similar to AMEX but AMEX is COOL and Discover is kind of desperate. For no good reason whatsoever.

Gardner lifted his foot off the ground. Red card iyam.

When the chips are down, you need hard-workers like Gouffran to put in a tackle, not the fancy pants skillful maestro types that we've been starting up until now. Welcome back, YoGo.

It might explode It absolutely will not

Heskey and Shola up front together at last

I haven't moved faster than a walk in over a year, and I live in the land of the cheeseburger. And I wasn't especially skinny to begin with. You'll be fine.

You face months on the sidelines unable to play football, you can't pull up your own pants, and you're unable to satisfy a woman.

good old pards

I'm not going anywhere near that fruitcake, certainly not near enough to be seeded anyway. FWIW, I'm going to be quite shit, and thus will probably just play in defence, depending upon the head height thing...

Anyway, I can only do the footballs, I can't do anything after. I'm stretching it a little even coming to 'ball, but I'm an old fashioned baller so I can't be told what to do.

I'm not fun for lumbering opposition defenders like MKSC. "As long as Dan doesn't score this time, I'm happy" *gol*

Aye. Dyer was a constant threat. Sissoko was a threat for about 5 games.

misogyny still running strong like, even after jezza telt you all to get with the times

Yeah. I'm going to fly 4500 miles to play football with a bunch of random Internet nerdlingers that I've never even met before.

They're likely no worse than Newport County

I confirm my attendance. But you never know what'll be right around the corner, could get hit by a bus on the way there. I know one thing though, I wouldn't let a shoulder dislocation stop me playing. Shoulder pops out, you just pop it back in and get on with the game. That's the trouble with the game nowadays, too many foreigners flopping around the pitch looking to avoid a bit graft.

Calm it down Jeb, it's 2015 now, women are allowed to play sport.

Stats prove dribbling is far too high risk boss.

Puff

46. Nahhh, Chelsea will re-sign him for £70m at some point and dump him back on their bench. Either that or the latest sheik-backed dafties oversees. FOOTBALL <3

be class if he cashed in for a tenner at 2-0

Your hateful words towards a marginalised community have no place here. woo woo