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Me playing in soft nubby trainer things when others play in hard mouldies = not cool. Anyone steps on my foot, I quit.

Fitness helps too like. I'm about 4ft3 and all I ever really do is give away free kicks, because my appetite and bravery leads me to climbing on people / pulling them down.

Neesy is a great man, this confirms it.

What's the point in even having knees if you can't even use them on special occasions like reds vs blues?

why arent neil and disco playing

the fuck are everyones names, I'll be damned if im calling someone Space man. So far in my team I know of two chris', one michael and one john. Our parents are all exceptionally uninventive.

I have never met Branko, that doesn't mean anything to me. Often on this kind of pitch slide tackles are outlawed. It's also unbearably painful sliding on such a surface.

Neither of these people are actually playing btw Jim, ignore them. Also they're both foreigners.

http://www.squawka.com/news/ranking-every-premier-league-clubs-most-successful-free-kick-taker/481968

Not for me like. I'm leaving as soon as possible. I'm not there for chit chat.

pointless questions that i dont really need to know: 7-a-side? goal sizes? low goals? full size goals? somewhere inbetween? slide tackles? head height? 11AM KO strict? reffed?

Such standard New Squires cartoon reactions. You're all so mainstream.

Incidentally, fuckin tired of wearing red like. Rank colour. Still, at least I can make an inadvertent double footed knee high tackle on Ian W.

I do not know the ability levels of my teammates apart from heza and neezles. Hopefully you're all class, as I will be a passenger.

wasting my money you twat

Seahawks jammy as fuck by the looks of it. Fumble in the endzone with 2 mins left for Lions Followed by a no call by the officials that meant instead of the Lions having the ball on the 1 yard line, the Seahawks had the ball on the 20.

which people. name them.

Aye. Rodgers did well for a long time and got about two points. Liverpool lose a game or two and parky has somehow scored a hat trick.

Still doesn't matter if who our manager is like. They have an impossible task of motivating stepping stone players to play for a team with no intention of competing for things.

Wayne Rooney Snr seems like an interesting man.

He was so fucking much better / more interesting when he was 16/17.

Just do a randomizer. I need to know a colour asap like. NUFC home vs Away? Red vs blue? Pink vs Brown? elp us pls

forum bet?

I reckon an aging Kaka could do a job at LWB personally.

I could also really do with some form of colour instruction asap