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FUUU

Lascalles and Dummett together on the left side doesn't fill me with joy.

Peadogol

When did they outlaw shoulder charges anyway. Football is shit man.

Soft cunt commentator even thinks the red is harsh

Oh yes. A soft Mackem pen and a red card. Of course.

Dummett needed to gan with a blasty there

It's never a fuckin booking you mongs, he barely even touched him man Football man. Grow a pair.

Not sure who commentator is but he's the biggest pussy bitch in the planet.

Also, 3 kits and we can't make one that doesn't clash with the mackems. Impressive.

"Fortunate to get away with that" what in the absolute fuck is football nowadays

The clocks change in the UK this weekend, so it'll be 6am for you Thank fuck this is on Sunday.

Not sure the hordes would be down with "it's the same as any other game", especially after our recent humblings.

i dont understand

I are sore

That's how ya ma likes it

Also despite my lack of aerial prowess, I'm pro no head height restrictions. This means I can twat the ball away. And it means when inadvertently hitting the ball into the sky I won't be penalized.

I managed to bring matching Atlanta Falcons red shorts and red Nike drifit tshirt. They go delightfully with my yellow NUFC away socks.

twats

I can get behind this. I'm saying this as if I expect our team of short arses to be mazy dribblers, when in reality I'd love to just twat the ball away at every occasion.

In completely unrelated news, I vote we play no-balls-over-head-height rule.

As I feared. The reds are a team of midgets with the exception of Heza.

How tall are these people...? SDBS JB NEEJ Spaceman I need to understand our strengths and weakenesses

If you're on my team I have no issue with you wearing hard mouldies.

Looks outsidey here but idk how many pitches they have https://www.facebook.com/LucozadePowerleagueGateshead?filter=1