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beats watching BBC sports updates. you kids dont know your born man.

PENIS

Might get owned by the Owls fans. Inevitable isn't it? They'll have a few thousand, no?

http://i.imgur.com/Tf0I73A.png

gagged and bound in front of an unsigned contract somewhere in the dungeons of SJP

He'd be a 1 in 2 striker over here man.

http://i.imgur.com/N9hRmLl.jpg needs more laser

Wouldn't read that much into it. It would have been Anita & Colback if Colback was fit. Either way, it means they get to see someone at CM that isn't Colback, and thus we can evaluate whether they're a better fit together as a CM partnership.

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At least they're recognizing that Anita+Colback=Shite, and are evaluating the "not central midfielders" such as... Sissoko and Wijnaldum.

Conor Casey scored 68 goals in the MLS. There is room for Shola.

John Carver wasn't panicked.

as if our on-field performance is at all relevant to Mike. He wants his asset secured, the best way of doing that is to hide him in a dungeon until he cracks.

There's no argument about it, Ayoze Perez is our best player by a country mile. Not according to our official poll he isn't.... Stupid everyone else voted for Gini.

No chance England loses its fourth spot

Costanza jumped the shark directly off the side of a cliff. What the fuck happened over there?! They've definitely done something to his brain.

Then you have shit eyes. Get new eyes.

why does their forum look a million times nicer than ours

Excellent. Only a matter of time before the Hatem treatment begins. We wouldn't have conceded had everyone just stayed back and Thauvin should've just twatted the ball into the crowd instead. Much safer.

What? Why so bemused by this? We've had the lionshare of possession, we do look like the better team... we just don't look like creating a chance in a million years.

Ideally wouldn't give a premier league player twelve millions years to place his shot from 18yds like.

It's ok bud. We all know even the most level-headed, non-scouse form of scouser goes on a rampage if you dare question the innocent one. After all, Suarez is the epitome of a scouser. He's a dirty cheating scumbag, with a monstrous grill and a ginormous persecution complex. He must be defended at all costs.