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fuck off

It's gone. Nothing will bring it back.

meh

Kind of emphasizes why it would've been nice to beat S'h'on

bored of stupid football loan deals

Obertan started at the weekend. We should sign all the wingers we can find until McClaren prefers one over Obertan. Townsend would be a great improvement.

rtg can use @ functionality? Why don't we have that. @Mike you're a TWAT etc

Also, big fan of the guy in the corner who doesn't move a muscle and just watches the whole thing.

Midget #2 was battering him. Not exactly connecting, but as soon as he got the fight brought to him, Wanchope curled up.

I've pretty much given up on expecting anything good from commentators/analysts, so it's just not something I judge coverage on anymore. They're all shit.

NBC is awesome. They've given us every bit of ability to see any game in the PL via the web through their site, their app on android, windows, iOS, and their TV coverage via NBC, NBCSN, Extratime or other NBC affiliated networks. We're lucky as fuck to have it. I even cut the cord recently and got rid of DirecTV and just bought Apple TV and I can still watch every game without having to mess around with LiveExtra. ? confused. Isn't the app on the Apple TV called Live Extra? Also, you still need a sub to watch using such an app, no? Using some elses?

Fox just had more time for dedicated football shows, that's the only positive they had. NBC actually show every single live game though, so they're winners all day long.

Every American I've ever met* has mentioned Green Street. They're floored when I tell them I haven't seen it. *yes. Every single one of them. Fuck you.

Fed up of all this modern terminology sneaking into everyone's vocabulary. When I was a lad there was no such thing as an advanced shuttler, you were either a shuttler or you weren't. It's an oxymoron to say you're a shuttler if you're operating in an advanced role. Kids nowadays don't know shit.

Anita Wijnaldum De Jong Would be alright with me boss. Would be a pretty pointless signing on the face of it if we continue start Colback and Anita tbh, when you consider no one else brings what he brings and we have Perez, De Jong and Cabella who can all play off a striker. Would be benching superior players for no reason what so ever. Completely forgot about Cabella too.

We have more depth at attacking midfield and Gini seems perfectly suited to a traditional central midfield role. Something that no other fucker in the squad is suited to. We do not need two defensively minded midfielders in there.

If by the grace of god I somehow managed to score a hat trick one day in the Premier League, it wouldn't discount the fact that I am very much unqualified to be a premier league footballer. Same applies for Gary O'Bertrand I'm afraid.

Well there are shades like, and he's one of the darker shades. http://i.imgur.com/oAsgomV.jpg He's probably an onyx. Definitely more onyx than charcoal anyway. Potentially even obsidian.

Wijnaldum's set-pieces were quite poor though in the main. (black - check) (forrin - check) (criticism - check) I was pretty annoyed when Tiote came on, and he's ultra-black AND his name is foreign sounding. I don't know what to believe anymore.

why polic? why? its monday morning. i dont need to hear things like this.

He was at worst average today, and yet we are still gifted with continuous discussion of how poor a player he is. Different day, same story on this forum. They spend their time mocking him for his white skin (I am sure if his pigmentation was of a different ethnicity, they would say nowt about that) and his speech impediment, but they reserve their ire mostly for his biggest disability of all, his nationality. If his name was Jaques Le Col Baque, with Ugandan origin they would be far more tolerable. For evidence of this, see their rampant and sinister defence of Vernon Anita, by far one of the most pointless players the premier league has ever seen, but due to nefarious reasons outlined earlier, they will remorselessly defend him until the cows come home. This is weapons-grade retardation. I reckon if he was called Lin-Con Eemp you'd reckon he was a f***ing mint poster and not at all a complete knuckle dragging fuckwit. Once again, anti English xenephobia on display. I notice no one has had the grace or dignity to offer an opposition to my post, rather just decide they are offended for no justifiable reason whatsoever. You've made the same post about 100 times, you deserve no form of graceful reasoned response

He was at worst average today, and yet we are still gifted with continuous discussion of how poor a player he is. Different day, same story on this forum. They spend their time mocking him for his white skin (I am sure if his pigmentation was of a different ethnicity, they would say nowt about that) and his speech impediment, but they reserve their ire mostly for his biggest disability of all, his nationality. If his name was Jaques Le Col Baque, with Ugandan origin they would be far more tolerable. For evidence of this, see their rampant and sinister defence of Vernon Anita, by far one of the most pointless players the premier league has ever seen, but due to nefarious reasons outlined earlier, they will remorselessly defend him until the cows come home. This is weapons-grade retardation. I reckon if he was called Lin-Con Eemp you'd reckon he was a fucking mint poster and not at all a complete knuckle dragging fuckwit.

He was at worst average today, and yet we are still gifted with continuous discussion of how poor a player he is. Absolute idiots in this forum- go and wank off over Ben arfa in nice and watch them finish 7th It saddens me that people have such hate for the players who try to play the beautiful game. It is not your fault lad, you are a product of the media, you've been made to feel this way. One day you will break free and it will be a glorious day. I will pray for you my son.

The fuck? He has a tattoo near his elbow of hands making a heart shape. I'm assuming it's a new addition.

Hell of a cross, you twat.