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@Skirgey: any news on if @LuukdeJong9 makes the team tomorrow ? #nufc not in first goal scorer list on skybet I'll give him 500/1

Still takes AGES to start a game like. Also, I love how the game just starts off with 8MB or 16MB game, as if people are meant to have the slightest clue what it means.

and downloaded the game, and will edit it and spend the next 100 hours of my life playing it.

Englanf isn't a country. Subscribed anyway...

EVERY. SINGLE. NIGHT. That's it. I'm getting a gun.

n.b. it's generally the wife

Like FUCK are American's generally super nice. The only reason you twats are nice on here is because you're the minority. Every single fucking day one of your "Americans" decides to find my perfectly acceptable use of the English language as HILARIOUS, and simply must correct me on it. I'm gonna burn the whole fucking country down and then we'll see who is laughing. (it will be me)

Class video on Grass Roots Goals today. https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=680496342068044

But you're not (quite) Pards. Looking at that list, with Alan "Twat" Pardew in charge, if Sanogo doesn't play (or works out to be shit), then Shola starts.

Aye, that's what we thought too.

You should see them play.

There is no such thing. Called the EPL outside of the UK. He's just being ornery, ignore him!

hahaha knob

This hasn't actually been confirmed by anyone other than @MR_LWMedia ? I refuse to mock until I see that it's 100% done.

Juan Cuadrado expected to fly to London tonight..

Looking at it on Fox, with JJ in CB too, this is definitely not a real formation Could be class.

Shea in a 5-3-2 is and if you're more 3-5-2ish, then I don't like Yedlin being there. Seems it would negate his skeels somewhat.

Are they glossing over the whole failed-in-the-Turkish-2nd-division thing? Or are they sticking with the "personal reasons" excuse? The personal reason being that he's shit at football.

who the fuck is @SportsPeteO

Anyway, the MUST rajis already moaned about it many years ago and didn't get very far. http://www.theguardian.com/money/2009/apr/20/manchester-united-season-tickets The solution: "The club will give clear and upfront information to supporters before they buy their tickets, so they can work out the maximum total cost over a season, based on the club reaching the final stage in all competitions."

What statue? http://i.imgur.com/A70ivPs.jpg

Yeah, you're signing up for a contract when you get a Man Utd season ticket that means you have to buy tickets for any home cup tie. The best way to avoid it is to not be a Man Utd fan.

My logic is that we're shit, and I couldn't give a fuck what we've done historically on a certain piece of grass. They're shit, we're shit. It will be shit. We've got 9 points away from home all season. 2 wins, 3 draws, 6 losses. We've got double the amount of points at home. Their home record is about as good as their away record (and our away record). I don't think anything is particularly nailed on as far as the result of this game goes, but this team has shown it's worse away from home then at home, and Hull have shown they're equally as shit no matter where they play. Last time we drew, just. We will be worse away from home. They will be about the same. Therefore, logic dictates, we will likely lose. The only thing that is nailed on, is that this will be a fucking awful game of football, and anyone who goes to a pub at 7:45am to watch this shit must be an absolute fucking moron.

It's fantastic logic. The team we have now drew 2-2 against Hull. A bunch of of irrelevant NUFC teams from the past have done well in Hull and not in Newcastle. So fuck.