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Fancy Sheff Utd's chances tbh

Nah, no way

I got all of them right. Not sure if that's a good thing.

Doesn't matter a jot what the statement says anyway. Their MO is to reduce expectations and they've no issue intentionally misleading fans, because most of them are thick as mince anyway. They'll lap this shit up and wait six months for the pot of gold, only for there to be another inevitable reason why the pot of gold is once again out of reach.

I like how people are trying to work out what 80 applications could be made up of, when we all know the only place that number has come from is Lee Charnley's big fat gaping arsehole.

what henderson can't do, Emre Can http://i.imgur.com/UT69wID.jpg

depends how fit his sister is tbh

They definitely don't need it to be good. They need mugs to actually pay attention to their bullshit. It'll be shit as per usual. Some worthless ex-pros opinion that we should give Carver the job because he "knows" NUFC.

I saw the article and had a Word with the Publisher and he thinks he'll Excel as a chairman I heard he Access to their Money and decided their Outlook wasn't great. Villa is a real Project and will take a lot of Works before it's Windows 8.

I was surprised they weren't above us already tbh.

Looking back, and knowing the likes of David Nugent and Michael Ricketts got capped, surely Kevin Campbell should've had a shout when at Everton. We actually had proper strikers then though.

cheater

Davey Boy Smith?

The infamous tea lady?

Frank Lampard?

Remember him at Cov. Shite. I had no idea who he was. Looks like he played nearly 600 games in his career. Thought I'd check further to see whether he'd played enough in the PL. His wiki consists of 1 paragraph. 600 games, 1 paragraph No stat verification unfortunately.

Some shitty names here anyway. Very glad they've not made enough PL appearances tbh.

What about dynamic left-winger Matty Taylor?

Would Shola have made the list? If he didn't soil his career by playing for the lame-o EAGLES.

Gavin McCann has an England cap :lol: Fuck this. I'm out.

Everyone I think of has had 1 or 2 sympathy caps. Thought Bowyer was nailed on but apparently Sven called him up and played him once. 1 game, 1 assist (goal by Alan Smith).

"Quick decision" raised a chuckle from me like. This isn't a football club anymore lads, it's obvious in everything they do. Time to move on to something else. Find a hobby. I'm thinking of taking up crochet.

Shame? He justified Gouffran starting over Ben Arfa with his 'expert' analysis. He can f*** right off the little scrot. Why the fuck would I be serious about that? You little scamp

Fuck that. Massive part of the problem. Not that it's really his fault that fuckwits like Carver don't know what to do with the data provided, but anything that ends the previous regime's hold over NUFC is fine with me.