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black bib and wonga aside? that fills half of the shirt man you pleb

kanji is gonna shit himself

at least McCormack has had 1 season where he scored goals

im assuming it just means that these people realise were shit

reply to that tweet: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ‏@loick9811 8m View translation @nicolas_vilas Newcastle quel club de pigeon I have no idea what this means, but I think I would enjoy the company of @nicolas_vilas

cant beat a bit of bob like

Lee Ryder ‏@lee_ryder 8s Rolando Aarons has shown some neat touches in first half #nufc neat? clogger twat

and now they've just fucked off for a piss and left us listening to the sounds of SportsDirect.com Park

You hear that boy? Huddersfield Town is a bigger draw than NUFC.

this commentary is obscene

shite free kick. strip him of the captaincy

seconded

I'm sure the most experienced player in the team will cope with Oldham like. siems like a good idea to make him captain imo

Doubtful given the way the official twitter account formatted the names.

Abeid Yanga-Mbiwa Aarons de Jong as © Saylor Anita at RB Gouffran on the wing Colback over Bigi

**unforeseen transfer shocker alert** Diego Costa has signed for Chelsea.

i'll start caring when we get van gaal to replace pardew

No-one is pardproof when there is potential for them to be inexplicably dropped for a prolonged period, or played horribly out of position. Hopefully Janmaat is safe on the out of position thing, given he'll be our only right-back... but you never know.

mint

stunned that it doesn't say ONLY £10.99 on the back of the shirt.

Checking for fucks

/ I'd ram me cock right in that like

Cute girl.

Man city lost 2-0 to dundee yesterday. Not a clue why you'd arrange a game on the same day as the world cup like. Pellegrini out.

what a sack of shite