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2 years running then.

Though I don't think his demeanour does him any favours, given that he's an absolute dour whining fucking cunt of a bitter fucking twat fucking cunt twat.

A disaster for NUFC, which is the only thing I give a shit about.

He'll do fine at Stoke. They will be slightly less disgusting a team, with very similar results. Perennial ~15th placers.

More likely Suarez.. That'd be funny.

He is tall

Trip 1 - I'd take Cisse back in time to the day we signed Michael Owen, bring Owen into modern NUFC. Trip 2 - I'd take Owen back to the prehistoric age, swap him with a baby t rex Trip 3 - Me and colo would go back and check out some of that canny colosseum bants in Ancient Rome. I'd bring colo back. Unless there was a decent roman six foot fourer kickin around. Final step would be to sell the t rex and buy Messi with the proceeds. /Thread

Haha you lost. Losers.

Our boys need to get it on frame.

Shut the fuck up Towelie

Watch a Scandinavian league over the summer Or the MLS!

Ecuador... SHIT SHIT... Ecuador

SHUT UP, IRISH PERSON

So, we reckon we'll hear a bit of IRA bants tonight then? Can't beat a bit of IRA bants, that's what I always say. "You can't beat a bit of IRA bants" - Me.

The red shorts cheap were on sale if you bought them in bulk down the market. Much cheaper than getting them manufactured.

http://blog.norway.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/drillo-300x212.jpg Norway lads, taking the piss.

I went with header, but they all seemed fine to me. That quiz is fucking shit.

You scored 3 out of 12 Fuccccccck offf

I ordered a shit load of those things at one point, they were obscenely cheap from the Italian Kappa website. Think they were about 7 quid with name & number. Had to order them at least 3 sizes up mind, unless you wanted your mates to rip the piss out of your skin tight shirt.

There is absolutely no way Neymar will be in the MLS in 2 years ffs. The kid will be fat as fuck spending every waking hour snorting coke off the titties of Rio's finest hookers by then.

Say if you are Carroll and you really didn't want to leave at that time, and then you're forced out and being portrayed as a c***, would you want to back to play under Ashley.co? A definite no for me, as I still have some dignity. p.s. I just want to prove who's the liar. I'm 100% sure he won't give a fuck. I mean, just look at everyone that Vince McMahon has worked with. He gets in fights with everyone, but they all end up back in the WWE, when the money is right. Montreal screwjob included.

Beckham out of retirement

I really didn't mind it. It's much cleaner than the old one...

How come his turrible character barely gets a mention in here? Do people not care if he's a cunt? Do they disagree that he's a cunt? Or do you just think that him being a cunt will be overridden by his "love for the toon"? Personally, I'd prefer we continued going for players who don't end up in court every couple of years on assault charges.

His goals to games ratio at Camp Nou is probably not dissimilar to Messi's tbf. He'd certainly give you 'another option' upfront.