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http://i.imgur.com/39df7NL.png HARRY REDKNAPP INTERVIEWED THROUGH A CAR WINDOW. BBC getting in on the piss take.

That'd be class. Shola upfront until the end of the season. Getting subbed off at 60 minutes for Ranger when we "shut up shop".

He was injured.

I'm sure all of the new signings have relegation clauses, along with a fair few others I'd imagine. Aye, but they're spending millions of pounds and then they're not going to actually be able to pay that debt.

We won in spite of his input into this game. Our second half performance seems to have been attributed to lack of confidence because of our form, but that is such shite. We performed like that because of Alan Pardew's tactical nous.

Alan Pardew is an awful human.

Why would you do this against the worst teams in the league man. Absolute fucking spineless cunt.

4 new super players. Still a fucking cretin.

Been a while since I've felt this feel

Warren Barton definitely ITK

20 million beans on a risk like Balotelli isn't worth it as far as I'm concerned. They need to start raiding the French market...

I've done it in my Jetta. Not so sure I'd do it in my [insert ridiculously ott footballer car here]

The most overated player in Europe? I see people have conveniently forgotten what he did for Italy in the Euros. Didn't see Rooney doign anything close to that on the big stage! Make him a fixture in the team and he will perform. If you don't he'll lose focus and star messing about, and acting out. I dislike Balotelli. I think it's stupid a team like Juventus would try to sign him. However, I believe what you say in bold. This is why he should be signing for a team in 10th place in their league, and he should be their number one guy, always on the teamsheet. Signing for a team like Juventus won't help him IMO, even if they don't have great striker options right now.

What is wrong with these people? Me or Sky? Teams who are not in a relegation battle trying to buy Mario Balotelli.

What is wrong with these people?

I would understand proposing Taylor if he hadn't been injured for months, but this is as good a time as any to just go straight in with MYM. Or dare I say it, given owld Curly's recent shenanigans/form... both of them.

Almost worth throwing this one Aye. I'm desperate to see some faceless Villa fan off the Internet fuck a chicken like. That'd be another one off the bucket list.

Comments about Jonas are cringe worthy. He's been shite for 6 months, at the same time everyone else has been shit. He's not ready for the glue factory yet I'm afraid, and even if he was, he's a committed member of the squad and getting rid of him would be needless, especially in a time where Colo has been massively unsettled. It would be insane to get rid of his countryman and give him even less reasons to stick around.

Fixed your filthy MS paint piece of shit with a proper mockup:

Now you all want the Sports Direct coloured kit Mike's dastardly plan is finally coming to fruition.

First article that comes up on Leroy Fer is the Daily Mail shit stirring saying that this could mean Fellaini is heading out.

They're not going to sack him IMO. He'll go down with the ship. You think Randy is going to want to pay him off? You think Randy even cares either way?

I imagine Sissoko is the most likely to be left out.

Dafty has blatantly ruined his ISA allowance for the year mind.