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Honestly. Linking to a bitmap. In 2013.

Like.

Honestly, it's got to the point where all he needs to be able to do is dress himself properly and not fall over for 90 minutes, and he'll have a place in the team.

Red herring

It's Monday. Why isn't this done.

Greggs is dogmeat

That Ashley cole contract is ridiculous. They have a policy to offer him a max one year contract, but they could probably half his wages and put him on a two year contract. Insane. Idiots.

It's true. It's a disgrace. It's the main reason I moved away.

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/832/2740554dc526a72.jpg He's fucking huge. Oi not a fkn Greggs in sight He's about 10ft from a Greggs!

Lolres

£100k PW. immediately snaps hamstring. Edit: was it someone else or was he just faking?

I've been off my computer for almost an hour now, and yet he still hasn't been fired. What gives.

I can't imagine his payout will be worth shouting about tbh

Clueless prick who repeats the same mistakes over and over again. Fuck him.

Anyone got the link to join the pards out club

That ones for you Alan.

AWFUL SUB. fuck off.

Incidentally, why is Yaya Toure the new Claude Makelele? Every vaguely strong midfielder is now "more in the Yaya Toure" mould.

FUCK OFF LOIC MANNNN FFS

Shola Cisse All useless

Kebe's gonna tear us apart

Willo man

Starting to interest me now it's on Sky in those words. Scared I'm getting my hopes up. Not good.

Pardew isn't about exploiting weaknesses. He's busy dealing with the strengths of the other team. sigh Shola is on so that the wall can be taller when defending Ian Harte's free kicks. :'(

Totally I agree, but people have got obsessed with this 'hoofball' phrase and are sticking to it. It's not your stereotypical long ball ala Stoke, it's your "fuck, we dont know what to do with the ball, all we're told to do is defend, so we're just gonna kick the fucker away and hope for the best". It's a lot worse than effective long ball.