SEMTEX

I got to sing god save the queen. Brings a tear to the eye

Villa vs Philadelphia Union in 20 mins. Nasty Brummie scum everywhere.

why on earth are they playing in the middle of the day on a Wednesday!?

Don't be ridiculous

They're red and white stripes shirts. Nowt wrong with them really. I'm sure I'd be indifferent to them if I hadn't been programmed to hate such a design.

Exactly

Didn't realise TEAM GB is playing Brasil on Friday. That's gonna be embarrassing...

http://i.imgur.com/2CbBC.gif

one good year does not a striker make

I think 'not digging it' is about where I'm at too. And I certainly think that if we're gonna mess with our formation/tactics/whatever to accommodate a player, I'd much rather it be Ba than AC. Not that I think we need to do that in the first place.

Woohoo, a team that can rip the rest of the league apart. That'll be exciting.

Yeah

But but but.. you're in a photo with Pards, you're immediately going to look bad when compared to him. You absolutely have to whip our your best fake photo smile, otherwise you're just going to look so awful. This is all wrong. It takes a braver man than I to be photographed alongside such beauty.

Why are you doing that with your face?

GIRL

First line true 2nd line bollocks 3rd line, yes would be a good deal for them, not us First line is not true due to the part 'any time'.

They cut the thing after every goal. That was a pretty decent game fyi...

We won, therefore it's irrelevant. If we lose / have a particularly disappointing draw, THEN it matters.

Monaco is a former club of his, its RESPECT.

NICE dummy

18 current players on a top 300 list man. What a twat. Bet there are another 5-10 who Barca got rid of because they weren't good enough too.

Did the keeper not just slap that into his own net?

nice hustle by wor roman

Nee cash at the time? Too late in the tranny winder? Something like that anyway.

Goodness me. They've had the same idea as Montreal, but instead of raiding Italy's veteran pool, they're going for Scotland's finest players. Do I need to state that I feel this isn't a tactic destined for success?