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4th official and Florent Malouda bantering it up.

Sunderland look the better side right now, but still no real danger caused.

Charver mackem misses sitter.

Few iffy penalty appeals at stamford bridge. One per team. Torres has looked decent today.

I just dont understand why Bosingwa doesn't get something done about his eyebrow.

Nowt wrong with the sound on the actual tv channel.

Torres can't buy a goal. Cross to back post, Torres flying side volley almost overhead kick thing hit the bar, deflects out, hits fat frank, goal.

Cheeky cunt

George John got sent off vs Philly. He's just a massive cart horse. Got nowt.

Whoa. We have a Kits 2012 thread!

Can hit the ball proper hard tho.

Either way, him not playing is probably better for us.

Ipswich Town are having a sale at the club shop. Somehow I've found my way onto their mailing list. I blame Bobby.

Sweet. You reckon a suspension carries over? Not playing would be

Who the fuck plays alternative man. Me All the cool kids play ALT man. Don't worry yourself.

USA TV Coverage?

Agree with all this. I'd be fine with him coming back, but his form is godawful and he doesn't help himself at all with his personal life, and cuntish behaviour. I dunno, I just don't think it's worth the risk. . .... ......... .............. Saying that, we've fuck all upfront other than Ba... so I guess I'd take him back. Doesn't take away from the fact he could be a lot better than he is, with a little focus.

He's shit. Mustard.

I've a lot more meat on my bones tbh, so if anything he's just a well groomed anorexic version of me.

Footballer in 'costing far more money than he's worth' shocker.

Was too fucking hard to get the camera to focus on it properly, without descending everything else into darkness anyway.

Had to google that one. Thankful it's not the mental old guy.

Since he decided he couldn't be fucked to shave. Give it another week and it'll be all scratchy. It'll get the chop. It's my normal cycle.

They're welcome to him Aye, who needs strength in depth, let's just keep Krul, Colo, Tiote, HBA & Ba. We can play 5's.

There's no Wi-Fi at work http://i.imgur.com/svAbZ.jpg