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Mackem away kit is ok tbh

Immediately tweeted asking him not to say it again. I wasn't the only one.

And it makes no difference.

Well timed twitter account to tell the world he REALLY wants to stay

I'd prefer him too, but Sturridge's wages are going to be ridiculous, he's going nowhere imo.

If QPR are going to spend enough money to get Ancelotti in, I would predict they'll spend big in the transfer market too, if that's the case, I don't see them crashing and burning any time soon.

I always liked him. Looks like a nice guy from his twitter profile pic.

Gold maybe tacky for accrington stanley, but I reckon Real Madrid might just be qualified to wear gold.

I don't want him to go by any means, but he's a half-winger, half-cm with an attitude problem who is attempting to milk a club who stood by him whilst he sat in a jail cell... forgive me if I think we can survive without that at the club. Personally, I'd prefer an out-an-out winger on both flanks, therefore Joey is replaceable in the team that I'd craft. Guess it depends what Pardy Parderson's vision for our starting XI is.

He may be 'one of our best' but he's far from irreplaceable.

No-one in a position to offer him improved wages will bid for damaged Joey Barton imo. He'll only get offers for mid-to-low end Premiership clubs, and there's no point him leaving now, when in a years time those types of clubs may offer him higher wages due to the £0 price tag. Anyway, it's all spin-bullshit from all parties involved. This is a long way from being cut-and-dry. I foresee that he'll re-sign, probably not for a couple of months though.

NUFC odds?

was only shitting you like mimi

mimi OUT

even the Torres one is fucking funny. He starts in line but he knows full well he's got no chance, so he just calmly saunters back whilst Torres bears down on goal.

It's not an undershirt when you're stacked like the Cheik

Great. Watched a montage, went from not arsed to :omg: if we don't sign him I'm gonna weep. Fucking YouTube.

Just catching up on all this shit. Hysterically laughing. GF thinks I'm weird.

Just fucking imagine Puma coming out with all that kinda bumf with the Newcastle Kit Fucking Puma. What a bunch of cunts.

Man City have had red and black away kits for years and years and years. They won cups in it or some such.

The Fulham full-back Carlos Salcido could leave the club after a robbery at his house resulted in his family leaving England, Mark Hughes has revealed. The Mexico international joined the Cottagers last summer from PSV Eindhoven and has impressed during his first season in the Premier League. However, Hughes has warned that Salcido could leave Craven Cottage in the coming weeks after becoming unhappy with life in London following the incident at his house. "His family came over initially but he had a robbery at his house," he said. "That was a bit upsetting for his family. They couldn't settle after that point [and moved back to Mexico]. "Carlos's situation is that his family has not been able to settle as of yet and he obviously has that to deal with. "We are hopeful that the situation can be resolved and there can be a positive conclusion from our point of view in terms of Carlos being able to stay. If the situation is still prevalent, it may be that Carlos feels he needs to look at his options back home because he needs to be with his family. "We understand that situation, it is difficult but obviously we have to protect our own position and he fully understands that. There is a lot of dialogue going on in terms of how we can resolve this but at the moment it is a little bit up in the air."

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We just need to tactically time Tiote's 3rd suspension of the season so it overlaps with the ACoN