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where did murphy get the balls to take a left foot shot from!? this man confuses me

not sure how that wasn't a freekick for diame, the cunt just dived infront of him man

Having seen the replay, I'm fine with it. Maybe he leans in, but idk. Hands beside body so I can't moan that much. Joselu would've just missed it anyway.

This is the most Monday of any game ever. It just reeks of Monday.

was still a dive like

this game is aids

Rudiger, no? If so, hasn't he started for them? Maybe that was in the CL. Nah Emerson Palmieri. Pretty sure Rudiger has started in most of their games this season.

Alonso is suspended so in comes some fella who cost £20m from Roma and has never started a game.

damn 'Fortnite' destroying the elite north east production line that has produced about 5 good players in the last 20 years

City won the shit cup. Doesn't that Europa spot go to the league too?

Not sure if nice goal or super shit defending

anyone posted this excitement? https://www.premierleague.com/news/667152 There will be a new player award up for grabs at the end of the season. The Premier League Playmaker award will be presented to the Premier League player to have provided the most assists in the season. It will join the Premier League's prestigious season awards of the Golden Boot, to the top goalscorer, and Golden Glove, to the goalkeeper with the most clean sheets. Kevin De Bruyne currently leads the race for the 2017/18 Premier League Playmaker award. The Manchester City midfielder has 15 assists. He is followed by team-mates, Leroy Sane (12 assists) and David Silva (11). But, with most of the leading candidates having at least four more matches to play this season, it is still possible for a late charge by someone to claim the award in May. The three awards are presented by Cadbury, the official snack partner of the Premier League. Cadbury is offering one lucky fan in the UK the chance to present the Playmaker award to the winning player at the end of the 2017/18 campaign. All fans in the UK need to do is go to the official Cadbury UK Facebook page and comment on the post about the award with #Playmaker between 18-24 April 2018 to enter the prize draw. Terms and conditions apply. "The Premier League Playmaker award allows fans to celebrate their footballing heroes who work hard for their team by providing goalscoring opportunities," Richard Masters, Managing Director, Premier League, said. "Giving supporters the opportunity to present this new accolade, as well as the Golden Boot and Golden Glove awards, is a great way in which Cadbury are working with us to celebrate key achievements in the competition." Francesco Vitrano, Cadbury Brand Director, was pleased to work with the Premier League to introduce the award. "We feel this award is important as it recognises and rewards the generosity and teamwork needed to score those all-important goals," Vitrano said. "Additionally, being able to give one lucky person the chance to present the award through our competition is a great way to celebrate another very important part of football – the fans."

what the fuck is that fella 2nd from the left carrying. Where does one acquire such old timey gardening implements?

he'll be class

0 is under 20.

But aye, it'll be fucking hilarious if Man Utd immediately whisk off to Shanghai to take on Real Madrid or some shit.

Aye I've no problem with this. Assuming they still play around Christmas and then piss off for a couple of weeks.

Nice little body check on Lucas there

we need var

aye good point. who knows. #intersocialnight

Serie A is trying to claw it's way back into relevance innit. The best way to do that is to think of the children. Children love social media. It's genius.

bet some owld cunts said the same thing when they originally put surnames on the shirts Has one of them gone with @He Hate Me?

mostly cunts from 3rd world countries who are used to people trying to stab/shoot them on the daily

I understand your points, but we're making a hell of a lot of assumptions there. Unless you're actually Rafa (), I don't think you can speak for how he feels. We don't know what the current Mike Ashley relationship is, we don't know what his current thoughts are on the notion of one more try at a championship-calibre team. And while we're at it, I've always disagreed with the whole 'Arsenal fans will complain if a manager isn't playing sexy Arseneball' argument. It's just conjecture. Along with the stuff about him maybe-possibly not getting on with some of their players.

admittedly the "that's where the real talent lies" part of the post doesn't look great for me