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The fact that we've no midfield means that Michael Owen is useless in our team. If no-one makes a chance for him, he won't score.

Given would've saved it.

... therefore, the reason he has been suspended is... ... can you work it out?

So you'd be ok if one of our players was arsing about at a memorial service? Is it too much to ask to sit there and behave like an adult for a hour or two? Why is sad that he'll never play for them again? Do you know him? No, it isn't at all. He's clearly a tit/idiot. Rafa should've taken him into his office and shouted at him, told him he's a prick etc. End of. No stupid fucking media fanfare, no stupid fucking needless suspensions.

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Damien Plessis. Fucking joke imo. Yes he was being a dickhead, but suspended by the club? Fucking hell. Ridiculous.

For every shirt you don't buy from Sports Direct, I'm gonna buy 3.

basically, after a quick google, this question is bullshit. There is no answer. And it was created suspciously close to April Fools Day. Anyway, give up, its impossible.

"I won the Premiership with a London club" is faily straightforward though surely? I just think whenever I find out the answer to this, I'm gonna be massively dissapointed how awful a conundrum it is.

53 england caps and the only London club he has played for is West Ham... in the 80s.. before the Prem was born. But er.. yeah.. good guess.

Sports Direct. I know you'd prefer it wasn't, but it is.

Ireland = retard.

thats 3 points innit?

fucking hell. "Was this ACTUALLY a foul?" Yes, yes it was. He buried his studs into the mans thigh. He was within his rights to go for it, and there was no malice, but it was a FUCKING FOUL.

"Was he OFFSIDE?!" ... Pleat: "I DON'T THINK SO" "Oh, he was"

"Theres Martin Jol... Big Bear of a Man" Ensuring you pronounce that J in Jol!

He is there, was on tv.

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think his power, pace would override that (see Harewood, C.Cole, Roberts for example) Harewood? Rly?

So you'd be happy for the mackems to win in Europe or did you want Boro to win the UEFA cup the other season? Just because Man U etc. play in England doesn't mean ****, half their players aren't even English and any other day of they week they'd be our rivals. More than any other team in the competition...

I have no issue with him leaving etc, I'm fine with it. I just think now that he has gone, he needs to shut the fuck up about NUFC. He is now a competitor, he will be treated as such. Therefore, fuck you Shay, you diving Portuguese prick.

Impossible. Taylor made debut before Milner and is younger than Milner. Thus making Steven Taylor my pick.

until Shay Given retires, NUFC is nothing to do with him and I have no interest in hearing his sympathy, its insulting.

I didn't realise you were hispanic.

Normalish times for the UK... I imagine 4/5 and 8. Wild guesses, but I doubt it'd be anything outlandish.