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5-0 they'll score 2/3 early and take their foot off the gas... im thinking they may score their first goal within 3 minutes. overload us and we'll fold like a pack of cheap hookers. then a sub or two will enter the fray and twat 2 in from 25 yards or so.

do we reaaally need this thread?

I think he will become a British citizen, hence why he can play for England. I know It's not the point is it? He was born in Spain. And where was Owen Hargreaves born? Almunia is better than the current sack of shit, so go for it. Nowt to lose.

C'mon...! Berbatov?! C'MONNN!

He was on loan. must be quite good if hes gonna go from millwall into spurs starting lineup against arsenal. oh well, i hate arsenal so im glad spurs are back in it. draw would be good. theyve got nee 1 else. BENDTNER! first touch header

get the fuck in

pissfuck pen spurs. looked like 1 too.

stupid goal. stupid stupid goal

fucking goal. adebayor

Phil Thompson?

tbh, i've no problem with the guy, but he signed shit - they played shit

gash

worst immigration dept ever.

well im definately interested in the possibility of a coach CG... me and the missus mind u. Problem is, i'll obv not know about tickets till later. Not a season ticket holder too

how easy is it to get to stoke and back then? i wanna go but really dont wanna pay the ridiculous train prices.. can someone point me in the direction of some form of NUFC/NUFC fan people organised travel? i.e. some fat geordie who drives a bus?

*Shock* Kaka wins.

Anyone but Messi. Hand of god mk II twat. Didn't help though did it you filthy rat.

I'd have a street party tbh.

so annoyed that this 'Celtic Cup' doesnt involve England!

Mark Hughes is doing alright for himself... started at a nation, moved onto a club... pretty damn instinctive/good in his day!

Frank Lampard at international level. Stroling around the pitch with the cleanest kit. tbh, according to BBCs 'how far did the useless lumps of shit run', Frank Lampard covered more distance than Stevie G.

he's pining

highlights are on now. its only 1-0 after 18mins... guess the next few mins shud be fun

Why don't you go and ask them if they want to join in? Then come back and tell us what they said. For no other reason than to test the swear filter As others have said it's almost impossible to say who would play because we don't wknow who'll break through and become good players. Should be good fun though. Almost American levels of ignorance there Whilst I agree with your sentiments, your manner of putting them across is simply stunning. 300 million people all generalised in one fell swoop... and they're the ignorant ones

you get a choice?