SEMTEX

Updated CSS again. Folk will have to update if they don't want broken image links and a warning saying the site isn't SUPER 100% secure. https://userstyles.org/styles/53562/newcastle-online-sfw

PA SPORT???!

We need a takeoverometer, because this has been an emotional rollercoaster.

nee bother. Takes 2 seconds to update it.

Made the odd update to the sfw css on the back of this as it seemed to break/adjust a few elements. If you use it, go here and click update: https://userstyles.org/styles/53562/newcastle-online-sfw

Joselu is the best

For some reason I had it in my mind that he did an alright job. Ah well they finished 13th a year after getting promoted (and got to the FA Cup semis). He did a perfectly alright job.

I named one of my routers at work after wor pedro. Looks like I'm in need of a new legendary NUFC player to take over. Time for Joselu to shine.

Why on earth would anyone entertain selling any of our players? Honestly at this point I'd be apprehensive to sell Diame ffs.

I mean this would be the case in any negotiation. The buyer can walk away, doesn't mean sellers just drop their pants. Ashley was always going to make this slow and painful.

Seems far more likely that Ashley knows they'd want to spend asap, and thus, if they want to do a deal asap, he's playing hard ball and trying to eke out as much money as possible.

meltdown imminent

we should just shut the whole forum down until this is resolved iyam

well shit son

who the fuck is stephens

Everyone is so defeatist. Who knows what'll happen. Maybe Chelsea will have more important games, lob out a bunch of fat owld reserves! You know, I reckon, with a little bit of luck, we could squeeze out a competitive 2-0 defeat.

wew

Will become league top scorer and win ballon d'or 5 times within the next 3 years.

He was born in England and has some promise. Same reason City signed Jack Rodwell.

Seems like a very blunt tweet. No well wishes or anything. Sly that imo, hope Liverpool smack them tonight. He's been engineering a move for some time hasn't he? I imagine the relationship is somewhat strained.

that kurtis russell (who!?) goal was a delight

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Without 100% pantalalaimon there is no hope.

troll is directly responsible for the failure of this takeover attempt