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Most pointless stat of the day: OptaJoe ‏@OptaJoe 26 - Newcastle attempted 26 shots at goal today vs Swansea (excl. blocked); the most by a side in a PL game since Jan 1st 2011. Unfortunate.

Streete, Good. They can't be any worse, surely? But untested in the PL. If they were to have an absolute shitter during a game, their confidence would get shot and that could knack their long term development A chance I'd be willing to take atm. Bold thinking but IMO, it would do us more harm than good.

Streete, Good. They can't be any worse, surely? But untested in the PL. If they were to have an absolute shitter during a game, their confidence would get shot and that could knack their long term development

Are you going on an extended run of wummery, Otter?

"Williams" The Ethi bug has caught on.

Nah, I'm with you on that.

Same old, Gimp, same old...

Oh, please not the Hughton vs Pardew debate again. Both have their qualities, both have their flaws. Exactly. There's no point in discussing this again. What's done is done, let's just concentrate on our current problems eh?

It's got so bad that my mate wants Nile Ranger back in the team, just to inject some "energy".

Nothing's working thus far Pardew has some serious work to do between now and January - this season can still be saved if we manage to conjure up some winning form during this period.

Most people had left by that point.

A goal

Football sucks.

Shola's causing them problems like.

We're doing fine so far, what with that change.

Shola time...

Not bad, certainly an improvement on last week's farce (so far anyway).

Ben Arfa really doesn't want to use Simpson

Unlucky.

Well at least with Sammy, there's going to be that little edge of unpredictability in our attacking play...

Fuck me, it's actually happened? Senegal can fuck right off with that shit like.

TBG and OCK are in trouble then...

Injured isn't he?

Going to be a fucking tense and nervous day on Saturday. Not really looking forward to this tbh