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Ah man...this is very disappointing news to come home to. I can see why he'd want to move from PSG but he's going to a club with fucking Pardew at the helm, fucking Pardew! My respect for Cabaye has virtually gone now, what a shame.

The £3 jagerbombs from Popworld were canny.

My friction burns are still hurting and I'm playing 5 a side tomorrow...blatantly going to cause more damage to the affected areas.

I know exactly how you're feeling. Not doing too well myself either!

I've just arrived at Central, just standing by the Metro entrance.

I'm in for the meal.

Fuck all of them.

I'm coming up from Manchester on Saturday morning so this will suit me fine

As long as his wrist has healed... I've been playing a lot in net recently and there's been no negative repercussions so all should be fine.

I miss Bordeaux.

We're done imho. We're definitely going down.

As it stands, am I the only GK for Reds?

Keeping duties for me, been playing a bit of 5 a side recently so getting that hint of sharpness back I think.

Friendship Inn in Fallowfield, it's a bus trip from the city centre but it's where the South Manchester Mags gather.

Anyone watching this in town on Sunday?

I enjoyed that a lot more than I thought I would. Brilliant.

That actually hurt (in a pub full of Man U fans).

Ah fuck off.

In.

Haha, who was the idiot who posted that?

Carver doing his best to get the job isn't he?

You're not really missing anything. The commentators are terrible.

Sounds like it.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*insert many expletives here*