Sifu

Just a shame I'm heading for dinner soon, ah well.

So who's coming to the meal after btw? Just so I can get numbers. Confirmed for evening meal: Neesy Taylor Brett Dino I'll come down.

Random one tonight: currently playing poker with a football commentator from TV2 Norway and Glenn Strömberg, Swedish former international captain.

Made me wanting to throw my monitor out the window.

Cunts, the whole lot of them. What kind of "apology" is that?

Whatever respect I had for this man has now officially disappeared. It's a shame as I did actually like him but as a "professional", he shouldn't have done what he had done last Saturday.

Absolutely shocked and stunned by this Get well soon Jonas.

One random thought I just had is how at least one of our games against Hull during a season hardly ever ends without incident: St James' Park (2008/2009): First real protest against Ashley after Keegan walked; lots of empty seats in the stadium and quite the toxic atmosphere. KC Stadium (2013/2014): The Pardew headbutt. Now onto...St James' Park (2014/2015): A potentially (actually, let's say guaranteed, especially after what happened at Southampton) venomous atmosphere with a lot of anti-Pardew sentiment. Perhaps we'll see a repeat of the Cardiff game last season when the cunt cowered away in his seat in the dugout (but was still actively booed by virtually everyone in the stadium whenever he stood up). The stage has been set.

Having a debate with workmates about Pardew is hard work. They say I shouldn't be so angry about him and that he's not the problem

NO.

Literally no words to describe this (if his injury is somewhat serious and he's actually out for the foreseeable future that is...).

I'm in but not sure if it's in a playing capacity yet - my broken wrist is still in the healing process.

All eyes well and truly on this lad being our creative force this season then, what with the De Jong news and Ben Arfa's departure.

The player we're meant to be relying on to be our primary playmaker this season (the "replacement" for Cabaye basically) could be out for a while you say? You couldn't make this up, same old s***, different day at NUFC.

We'll lose to Southampton. I'm sure we will too. Pressure has to increase on the fraud. Definitely. Even though Southampton aren't the team they were last season, they'll still beat us and that's based on our defending being, quite frankly,shocking and our attacking being very toothless. Any team should fancy their chances against us.

We'll lose to Southampton.

England were playing? I'm so out of touch with everything.

Top work Kasper, thanks for cheering me up!

Nope, still very angry over this (and will remain so for a long time). f*** off Pardew.

Fuck everything. All life has been sucked out of our once proud club. Fuck off Pardew, fuck off Ashley, fucking cunts, the lot of them.

Ah f***, that video on SSN f***'s sake man. f***ing Pardew, fucking Ashley and this fucking club of ours.

It's going to happen then Though would have been too much to expect otherwise...

And here's Big Ben.

FUCK THESE FUCKING FREAKS.