Sifu

The player we're meant to be relying on to be our primary playmaker this season (the "replacement" for Cabaye basically) could be out for a while you say? You couldn't make this up, same old s***, different day at NUFC.

We'll lose to Southampton. I'm sure we will too. Pressure has to increase on the fraud. Definitely. Even though Southampton aren't the team they were last season, they'll still beat us and that's based on our defending being, quite frankly,shocking and our attacking being very toothless. Any team should fancy their chances against us.

We'll lose to Southampton.

England were playing? I'm so out of touch with everything.

Top work Kasper, thanks for cheering me up!

Nope, still very angry over this (and will remain so for a long time). f*** off Pardew.

Fuck everything. All life has been sucked out of our once proud club. Fuck off Pardew, fuck off Ashley, fucking cunts, the lot of them.

Ah f***, that video on SSN f***'s sake man. f***ing Pardew, fucking Ashley and this fucking club of ours.

It's going to happen then Though would have been too much to expect otherwise...

And here's Big Ben.

FUCK THESE FUCKING FREAKS.

Disgusting that this has happened and this move really is just as bad as Ben Arfa being moved on.

THIS FUCKING CUNT.

We don't either. Come to think of it, we deserve nothing but failure.

Next home game If Ben Arfa does go to Hull, hope he starts and has a MOTM performance and knock us into oblivion.

He'll say no.

That is going to be so good. Though Stade Chaban Delmas will be missed.

Well, I certainly did not see this coming... "Ginger Pirlo" ffs, think Roy needs to be sectioned...is his long term plan to bore the opposition with unspectacular football? Colback is going to add nothing to the international setup.

Just an injury and he's expecting to return soon.

Glorious result. League Cup or not, this was still a side called Manchester United and they were soundly beaten by a League 1 side. Brilliant.

Kudos to Slim and Santoon. You've done us all proud

Get in! Brilliant.

Our record at Villa Park (bar the relegation season) is pretty decent so we'll sneak a win methinks.

All credit to Colback, he did well today and was instrumental in limiting City's attacks and was definitely the main ballwinner for us. Still think he's a right cunt for his antics last season but today was a step in the right direction on the road of forgiveness (sorry).