Sifu

Slap him. Nice edit. Think I went a bit too extreme before

Slap him.

This is going to be a long half an hour.

Hammer them now please.

You're forgiven.

You lovely man Yaya.

Wants to show that he's "hard".

I feel ill.

That was always going to be the gameplan and against a team like City, it's more likely than not going to work. Their more creative players need more time on the ball and the mackems' continual pressure off the ball will work a treat.

So fucking predictable. Fucking City.

I'm scared.

I've been impressed by him. He's looking fitter by the game and has definitely contributed quite a bit to our team balance. I'd say we should sign him up in the summer. The end of Shola hopefully.

Pardew's idiocy/actions today reflect the actions of an egotistical cunt - he has truly nailed down the definition of being one (if we were ever in doubt about it anyway). He's drawn attention away from a good away performance and has brought shame to the club. Fucking idiot, he has got off very lightly (so far).

Anita's smile/joy when he scored A much deserved goal, he (as well as Tiote) marshalled the midfield very well today. These are very encouraging signs indeed in terms of our team balance/potential style of play.

No chance, it'll be a heavy fine and a lengthy ban from the FA but Ashley won't give a fuck, considering he's had a lot of criticism from the press himself.

Not a bad team selection at all!

What the fuck has he been smoking?

Pardew is actually that stupid though.

Is there any way we can do this to Taylor: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90Ps2L46dUs Pardew will blatantly start him and I've fucking had enough of it.

Will gan to a Man City pub for Sunday's game methinks. Whether or not I'll see faces of joy or despair is another matter. I do genuinely believe the mackems will give City a game.

Our away form has been okay this season. Score draw of some sort beckons.

It really was awful. Carrick seemed alright tbh Carrick was fine, it's just that Gabriel Clarke annoys the fuck out of me, he simply does not know how to conduct an interview (his reports are shite too).

Gabriel Clarke with yet another top interview

Fuck off Rio.

WHEY!