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They're blatantly saying all that to stay in the club's good books - the last thing BBC Newcastle want is to have their commentary rights removed.

He's fast approaching Souness levels (especially in terms of freezing out players) - this is something I would not have expected to happen a couple of years ago (ie. comparing Pardew to Souness) but Pardew's managed it. Pardew's hyperinflated ego knows no bounds and it's to our detriment, much like how Souness' high opinion of himself had a negative impact on us.

That's poor, it's not really. Got goals across the team. Fellaini will score. I can feel it.

With or without Rooney, we're in for a hammering.

I feel nothing (but a hint of anger is setting in...). The sooner this season finishes the better. f***ing Pardew.

If we're lucky that is.

Glad I missed this. Sounds like it was a boys vs men situation. Down the table we go...

Lots of Bayern fans drinking around Piccadilly Gardens today. Hope they have a good day down here so in that sense, I hope Bayern destroy Man U tonight.

If a win against us could win them the title, they'll go all out and knowing us, we'll happily lose by a good 6 goals.

Uh oh, what have you done Moyes?

No changes

English players don't dive

Defending is overrated it seems ()

Should be 1-0 up.

John Anderson doesn't think he made 'that much' of a contribution when he came on. :lol; Just the f***ing assist. Who is John Anderson and how is he getting paid for that s***. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Anderson_(Irish_footballer) He also orders the following food from the Chinese takeaway: Chicken Spring Rolls Crispy King Prawns in Salt and Chilli Pepper with Chips Crispy Shredded Chicken in Chilli and Peking Sauce with Egg Fried Rice This is insider knowledge, I served him many a time when my parents had the takeaway all those years ago. He always went for the same thing (his wife usually called to put the order in in advance).

John Anderson doesn't think he made 'that much' of a contribution when he came on. :lol; Just the f***ing assist. Who is John Anderson and how is he getting paid for that s***. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Anderson_(Irish_footballer) He also orders the following food from the Chinese takeaway: Chicken Spring Rolls Crispy King Prawns in Salt and Chilli Pepper with Chips Crispy Shredded Chicken in Chilli and Peking Sauce with Egg Fried Rice

John Anderson.

Mike Jones bottling his return since the City game then?

If anything, Remy's got more out of his spell here than us. He's sold himself very well here and will have a pick of many clubs this summer. As ever, we were just a stepping stone.

Quite a lot of thick people amongst our lot isn't there?

Not the strictest of Muslims mind.

Have no idea of who he is... But i'd have him ahead if Pardew without doubt. You really wouldn't like Aye, he's one of the last people you'd want...a very dour man and really struggled in the PL with Derby all those years ago (having said that he did mastermind a win against us...f***ing Allardyce).

Yet Sissoko's scored more recently than Gouffran...

His best performance of the season so far - he was making all the right runs, getting into the right positions and his linkup play was decent. It has to be said though, it was frustrating as fuck to see him miss chance after chance today but was glad and relieved to see him get that goal (mind you, I didn't know how to react when he scored - a bit of joy and laughter rolled into one I think). I sincerely hope he does push on from here but I've said that on more than one occasion (after his previous droughts) and my hope becomes frustration and disappointment.

I refuse to believe that's real bitter c***s Aye, no-one is that retarded unless they've got a fucking agenda.