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Olympiakos need a nice early goal in the second half.

The following will happen: we'll release Shola from his contract; he'll then have a fair few trials here and there, however, no club will ultimately sign him - whilst this is all going on, we'll sign no-one and we'll end up re-signing Shola on a rolling contract which will eventually lead to a new long term contract. Carlton Cole logic.

I love a bit of consistency like.

Was considering on going to Anfield in May for us vs them. I may not now if there's a semblance of a chance that a win against us would seal the title.

Today's showing has cheered me right up after our shitness yesterday. The longer this continues for Man U the better.

Just got back from London. What a long day that was and what a shite, boring and unexciting game that was. Both teams were just atrocious - Fulham were shite but we managed to be even shitter which is a mean feat in itself. On the balance of play, we deserved to lose that - apart from Cisse's two chances, we did fuck all. We definitely missed Remy today - we were very toothless in attack without him and that is a very worrying sign, what the fuck are we going to do next season without him? I fear the worst tbh. On the plus side though, Fulham is a nice area and I enjoyed the walk along Thames Path, especially on such a nice day weather-wise.

0-0 if we're lucky.

Got a good reception when he came on and his name was pretty much the only thing our fans sung for the last 5 minutes or so.

Why Papiss? Why? That chance man! Seeing him play nowadays makes for sad viewing really. It's quite a large fall from grace.

That's another trip to London that hasn't gone well for me. London voodoo well and truly in force.

Absolutely toothless without him.

Anyone want to meet my good self at a pub near Putney Bridge?

I will cling to this in the hope of a win on Saturday. Need all the omens we can get on the back of the news that Remy, Debuchy and Ben Arfa not playing.

Ha.

Hmmm.

Over and out.

Theatrical as ever from Robben.

Bit of a lenient punishment imho. Really thought they would make an example of him. Ah well, hope the cunt learns from this (which is doubtful).

Is the correct answer. I'd much rather spend my days as a binman than play for the mackems. Morals come into play really.

Townsend did get a suspension mind. oh no what will we do We're going to miss his runs/slips into the box like. The entertainment value has gone. Sheer idiocy from him for this btw. Fine and ban on the way.

Total ban from football seems to be what the media want. Personally that would too over the top. My feeling is stadium ban for the rest of the season and a very heavy fine for Pardew.

City just have to do things the hard way don't they?

I really do like how that image has bit them on the arse. Karma marra.

They didn't look too hammered in Shark Club, looked as if Gosling and Elliot were in deep conversation about something. Maybe Pardew.

Gosling and Elliot at Shark Club. Elliot's Mrs looks bored.