Sifu

All for a bargain price of £5

I've only ever been to Laser Quest once and that was when I was 14 - was good craic back then. Paintballing is where it's at these days.

@lee_ryder Lee Ryder #nufc Xisco due back on Monday, will be like a summer signing, might even play at Berwick! 36 minutes ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

Exactly.

6-6 tbh, Tiote volleys all round.

:omg:

Hmmm, £15-20 million is still a good amount left but then again if we really want to sign top quality players, we may have to use all of this supposed new budget in almost one go to do so.

What a scary thought.

Danny sucks: @dannysimpson12 Danny Simpson 4th place out of 13, not 2 bad really but what a game! Laser quest in the Trafford Centre

Wow

Didn't he say he felt insulted or something to that effect?

nice to see they're getting him used to a regular matchday at the Stadium of Light. Very quiet.

We can't solely rely on Ba for the entire season. I'm confident he'll be a success here but with his supposed knee issues, I'm quite worried whether he can go the whole season injury free. Bringing in another striker will certainly ease my fears a bit.

I think we need one more. Anything happens to Coloccini, and then we're sweating on the other three. I agree. Even if it was an old head (albeit one who isn't going to cry off every 5 mins) who is happy being cover.

Never bought into this view TBH, I'm really surprised how people have gone from praising Simpson's improvement to saying he should be replaced. He's a solid enough RB for where we are at the moment IMO, it would also disrupt the back four to replace him. He's young and has enough time to improve more and correct his weaknesses. Simpson should be our first choice RB next season. Though I reckon a little healthy competition will do him some good like!

The Pardew quotes don't inspire confidence like but I'm not going to panic.........yet. There's still 2 months of the transfer window left so things could still change. We'll see.

So because he is fit, fast and tricky he would be of no use in there? He would shine much more in a position where he would be constantly involved rather than being starved of the ball out wide. Especially this season where it looks as if we are going to have a much more mobile attacking midfield unit than we've had in the last few seasons. With Ben Arfa back and if this Marveaux turns out to be any good as a winger along with Ferguson, then I think Jonas would be ideal in a roaming midfield role where he could buzz around and frustrate the opposition. People seem to be playing far too much Football Manager on here. A player's position is not set in stone in the real world and teams should be flexible. A decent manager should experiment and try ideas such as this. They train everyday don't they? No. He would be of no use there because of the reasons i mentioned. Scroll up cos i can't be bothered to write them again. Well if you're talking about an inability to look after the ball and him being technically poor then you must be talking about a different player to me. Other than Coloccini, Enrique and Ben Arfa there is only Jonas in the squad who can deal with the ball in a tight situation! Oh and Shane Ferguson (class). Do yourself a favour and stop!!!

Turned out to be a load of bulls***.

Yes.

Lille sign David Rozehnal.

What an absolute mong Should send around to sort him out.