Sifu

Somewhat reminds me of that car accident involving Patrick Kluivert all those years ago.

He'll be playing into his late thirties then. It'll be like he's our Giggs!

Fair point indeed. Can still secure the title on the final day at home then (that is if QPR are docked points).

And Leeds do have QPR away, it's a massive ask for them to reach the playoffs bar some miracle.

FT. Norwich promoted to the Premiership!

Smith, when used as a striker. Urgh.

He has (sort of) mentioned the Chelsea game!

Players like Nicky Butt or Ryan Donaldson got a medal for winning the CCC last season. Aye, but Butt entertained us with his overhead kick.

Honestly man, a Premiership medal for Michael Owen for doing f*** all this season?

Nice timing Dave

Aye! Next week's game could be the decider if the Arsenal-Man U score stays as it is!

Just received the team news for this game (12th man alerts)

Predictable result unfortunately.

Out for the rest of the season.

I'd take him if it was a year long loan.

Sheffield United officially relegated. Ha.

I got 157. Quite content with that but it turns out I missed out a couple of the more obvious players.

I once tried to get Kiefer Sutherland to say Howay the Lads on Twitter (he had a one of these "I'll reply to your tweets" kind of night). Suffice to say, he didn't reply to my tweet.

I hope it's true, can't stand Warnock. It'll also be funny considering the Tevez issue all those years ago when Warnock was Sheffield United manager.

Fantastic news.

What a goal.

@CaulkinTheTimes George Caulkin I've just listened to Alan Shearer sing Lionel Ritchie's 'All Night Long' at the @SBRFoundation golf dinner. Get this: world class.

The last 10 minutes man