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I'm very nervous about this game what with Williamson out and Steven Taylor in.

Bulls***. He has a cracking delivery imo, the problem is we have inept strikers to get on the end of them.

Didn't expect him to play any part in our last 3 games anyway. I look forward to seeing him in action during pre-season!

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Messi outjumping Ferdinand to score a goal remains a highlight for me from 2 years ago.

That fake Twitter account of his is going into meltdown.

This forum?

Look who's coming on.

Need to get that spray the refs use in Argentina over here. Ridiculously effective. they mace players who wont go ten yards? that sounds mint Definitely sounds good.

Your reflection? Whey , well played.

Oh dear Neuer.

Anyone else find it funny that O'Shea's captain tonight, or is it just me?

Just got back from town and I had a look at the club shop window before I took the bus home. I really didn't like what I saw.

Eh? That's a fake account. Aye, but the plot thickens with this text, 'apparently' from old Smudger - http://yfrog.com/h7aabigj That is an interesting text like!

Eh? That's a fake account.

http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/sep2010/1/8/p-image-6-606147090.jpg

I really hope he does sign for Derby, just to see him struggle in the Championship and see his career in the dumps (although that happened ages ago tbf).

Hmmm, it probably looks better in person. Will have a look when it's released and get a feel of the material - you could pretty much tell this year's was s*** material-wise.

Still yet to win a single bet I've made in the last three years.

Keep forgetting that Pique was once on Man U's books!

Yeah, but some guy in League 1 dived last season. So that makes it okay those Barca players to do every day. No one's saying that. You mouth off about Barcelona diving then when you're given proof that premier league players do it aswell you get defensive. Grow up. Everyone knows that Gerrard and Rooney can be diving c***s. No-one is denying that, the issue is that a team of Barcelona's stature shouldn't have to resort diving to try and influence a game.

Still don't understand why Real signed Adebayor in the first place (even if it is a loan!)

Not even at the stadium, he's at Real Madrid's hotel! EDIT: just saw Anderson's post below, didn't know he was banned tbh!

Never liked Mascherano, the c***.