Sifu

Fantastic news.

What a goal.

@CaulkinTheTimes George Caulkin I've just listened to Alan Shearer sing Lionel Ritchie's 'All Night Long' at the @SBRFoundation golf dinner. Get this: world class.

The last 10 minutes man

Poor Daphne!

Jonas, Tiote and Barton, yes. Nolan is available as well. And Ryan Taylor, urgh.

F***ing hell It's a shame like, he looked decent enough when he came on against Man U. But it's now probably best to look elsewhere.

Oh wow,

The official website is www.manutd.com, quick Man U fans write an angry letter!

Aye, they do seem over the top. I personally don't see the problem but then again, it may be down to "ignorance" - not being from Manchester anarl.

Seems mental at first but it's just that the newest posts are at the top instead of the bottom. No wonder I was confused.

Come to think of it, Sheffield United away last season wasn't that great either, mainly because I sat in the home end and I honestly thought the Sheffield United fans were all dicks and I went to the game with 2 people I hated. I'm somewhat happy that they're going to be relegated to League 1. EDIT: I actually went to the game with a group of mates, the 2 people I mention above were flatmates from uni.

Who said that to him? Owen said that to Piers Morgan.

@daphne_cheung has an unhealthy obsession with Alan Smith.....

Did he use my move on them? Unfortunately he didn't! Should have suggested it to him really.

For me, I would say Scunthorpe away last season - it was my first proper away game and well, what a horrible night.

Saw Nobby Solano at Aspers tonight speaking to two fit lasses.

Anyone still playing this? I've somewhat lost interest in this.

Knowing us, we'll probably play a blinder compared to our performance yesterday.

This. I'm glad he's tweeted that, now his "supporters" can see what kind of character he is and why we gave him that reception on Tuesday.

I'm enjoying Kuqi's presence in the squad, I really think we should try him for at least half an hour in a game!

It was a terrible game (well for us anyway), we were very lucky to get a draw! Shola was atrocious today.

, Morgan is a c*** but that tweet is brilliant.

By his standards, Parker has had a decent season for West Ham but he's definitely not the player of the year. I reckon that ever since the England game, his ability/competence has been over-exaggerated.