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I would love it, just love it, if that was the last we saw of Jack.

This is a masterclass from Colback in how to be shit at everything.

Colback like a deer caught in the headlights. Reminds me of Alan Smith.

Why is Rooney's bum fluff grey?

That Colback pass What a horrendous "footballer".

Tiote such a thick twat at times.

Has anyone noticed Mitrovic rarely jumps? As in, he's consistently standing on the ground when challenging for headers. It's really odd to see.

Lukaku manhandling Colo like he's a rag doll.

Mitrovic should be burying that.

Think Alli has replaced Nasri as my new favorite player to hate. Dirty wanker.

:fwap: :fwap:

Can't believe we shipped Abied out whilst this mong still gets to stroll around pretending he's the big bad wolf.

Di Maria flopped in England, Zlatan has consistently played poorly vs English teams. I've never seen any of them get stuck in either, much rather Pardew over any of that lot. Next.

Sterling such a selfish cunt.

Tiote has been doing this all game - soon as the ball comes to him he just stands on the spot for a second or two. Clearly thinks he's too strong/big to get robbed of possession.

Anita

Mbemba

Dummett

He'll never be a victim. He won't let that happen.

http://c.files.bbci.co.uk/056E/production/_86309310_newmourinho.jpg

Wijnaldum down the left, Ben Arfa down the right, Perez and Mirtovic up front, Sissoko in central midfield. Would've been interesting.

Should have bought Charlie Austin cos not forrin. /Intelligent pundits.

Hatem not tracking back there.

Little = mouse = Danger Mouse = Penfold. http://statici.behindthevoiceactors.com/behindthevoiceactors/_img/chars/char_24468.jpg

Obertan surely has to be better than Gouffran though? As bad as he is, Obertan is at least capable of the odd assist and can be a "threat". Gouffran by contrast has done literally nothing for at least a year and a half beyond hiding, with the very few goals he's scored being complete flukes, whilst his "work rate" is almost as mythical as Alan Smith's was.