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That was fucking shit.

Couldn't they just make a standard item for them, with a bit of velcro at the back? 'Banning' any type of clothing in football is a bit crazy tbh.

Steven Taylor was the worst player on the park today, almost all of the worst defending I've seen from us this season has been from him. I'd sell him for a new set of boots for tiote, bth.

It's not plagiarism if they're facts tbh, the opta stats are widely available, and anyone with GCSE maths should be able to do the rest. His statements are pretty thin anyway, not like he's Shakespeare.

Luscious.

And I could have genuinely killed the ref.

Sturridge is a little shit, Harper's so bad at kicking, jose blew hot and cold and Raylor is a fucking imbecile.

Saw Leon best in End Clothing down by the Bigg Market yesterday, asking the girl about taking his watch to a cobblers . Had a Porsche Cayenne (sp?) with some mental wide body kit. Looked like he's given a golf GTI some serious steroids.

Just premature, is all. I mean, he's a young lad and has a lot of time (liverpool won't rush him back).

I must admit I was scared when I heard of his injury when he was with us, but it's ridiculous at this time to say that it's smelling of Woodgate here, hardly the same.

Imma whitey everywhere.

Exactly what I thought....

Lisbon. One of the only times football has made me cry. Kieron Dyer coming off was the turning point, me and my dad listening to the radio in my bedroom. Each goal killed me...fuck I hated that match.

What is?

I'd call him french, then.

seventy grand a week? Fucks sake, what a joke.

Pirouette-gasm from Parker there, don't miss it tbh.

And could people also PM dave if they want to find out the fit of some lovely cream wellies he's been modelling recently?

Never gets old.

Milner has NOTHING on Enrique.

Hey Cooper, how about posting some real sentences?

Don't listen to Cajun, guys. Honestly, the guy's a fucking idiot.

I would say tha Skysports put out so much shit that the last thing I'd say about them is that they were reliable.

this place is going to be full of some awesome pictures soon if Jose and Danny are as snap happy as they appear.

Do you think any of them understood the concept of a traffic light party?