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A Lollipop move? What's that?

"One word"

Excellent.

Subtle but ridiculous.

Hope they show that on the highlights reel.

Pen! That's a pen!

Excellent. Anyone got a formation/lineup?

He'll still be out for a few weeks. Reckon Pardew will have proper blown the arse of his tighty whiteys out when he saw Hatem on the floor. He'll ease him in, fo sheezy.

Yes. I hear they're usually pretty accurate with their updates.

I'm proper gonna go Ronaldo on this shit, I'll unearth this thread when he's intergalactic goalscorer of the century and has been voted 'Organism least likely to damage any limbs on the call of duty' for the 5th year in a row, and I'll be all:

was totally gonna have a wank after this, don't reckon it's even worth trying now.

We're gonna buy him a new 35million leg, mate. Rocket boosters and tiny wheels.

Got to buy a new striker now. Could be a blessing wrapped in a heap of shit.

Peering up through the manhole covers, tbh.

Now, it happened 2 minutes ago. He might just have hurt his leg ffs

Just a late tackle, ankle problem appaz. I had visions of his leg hanging off. Could be shit, but he's probably just being cautious.

What the fuck!? Ben Arfa stretchered off...

Just cos he said 'Break in play'?

GPS vest that they wear in training/pre-season to track movement, heartbeat, workrate, etc? NO.. he is just glum as fk :lol: Taylor can't even wear a vest without his sunny disposition being called into disrepute. MOANING BASTARD! Nailed on it was a thermal fker I've got to say you're by far the best poster on this place, skirge. Nailed on thermal vest! Who knew? Excellent.

GPS vest that they wear in training/pre-season to track movement, heartbeat, workrate, etc? NO.. he is just glum as fk :lol: Taylor can't even wear a vest without his sunny disposition being called into disrepute. MOANING BASTARD!

sounds like we're under pressure, toon out!

A post within a post!

Proper tosser footwear.

Southgate seems really sound from his tweets, quite smart too.

We've already won the fucking thing, lads. Break out the champers.