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Local rags turning even more hostile is the first step. Now we just need the sheep to follow. A no show by fans at the Cardiff match would be the ultimate fucking embarrassment we could give that lot. Pardew would look even a bigger cunt if that's possible.

Do ANOTHER ONE! Yeah Pardew is a fucknut has a nice ring to it.

Was two years ago yesterday for 'that' Wigan 4-0 away defeat that saw the end of the mercurial-ish 4-3-3 that brought us some success. We've been utterly minging for two full years now. We're the Lindsay Lohan of football.

He thinks he's in a chimpanzee sanctuary.

Some of the callers on 5 live after the match. Fuck me, if this is even how half the fans that go to St James' think then he's not going anywhere.

C'mon, round it up to 8

Time for the fans to turn fucking nasty against Pardew and his cronies.

How many ribs did he actually remove before he could suck his own cock? What a slimey, zero talented arsehole.

Grade A bullshit merchant. Get to fuck wankstain!

Carrot top can go fuck himself. This has Pardew's inept hands all over it.

Fucking hell that's felching of the highest order.

Martinez has the tough 2nd season to come, so at the moment Moyes wins on points.

Love the bloke. He gave his all for us, never any fucking bullshit spouted from his mouth either. We always knew where we stood and where he wanted us to be. Honesty is often frowned upon by total wankers, and they're usually money men where deceit is top of their agenda. We now have to put up with a fat piece of shit owner and manager who are both of that mould. Home fans need to unite and give them no room to move, otherwise we are going nowhere or worse.

That's it, I'm done! http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/bowie-cookies.gif

You're forgetting that with him on board it'll only be about 30ft off the ground.

Perfect fit for us then.

8-0

No more fucking Alan's please!

Fucking grim.

Err, that's exactly what Ashley wants.

Cull this fuck face right now. Ashley is the overall problem, but this cup of tramp sputum doesn't know the difference between shit and chocolate.

Hi, I'm Troy McClure! (None of this is true)

This is almost as funny as my lass trying to trap a tupperware lid along saltburn seafront yesterday.

No doubt about it. People getting at TheGuv and completely missing what Elliot has said Some ''fans'' huh. This whole club is rotten. It's the 92ers, I tells thee!

Who else can spot Bill Bailey?