BONTEMPI

Well! That was shit.

Buy another 2 defenders, we look wank at the back.

Hand it back.

Ringpiece

Hope there is some hope of remy coming in. If not, my choice would be. Krul Jaanmart Mbiwa Colo Santon Tiote Sissoko De Jong Cabella Riv Facundo Was hoping for a centre half tbh.

Faaaaaaaaackundooooooooo!

The fat cunt can pay 30 million for him for all I care.

4m

If he's not then it's the match going fans duty to give Pardew both barrels to play him.

Hmmmmmmm, been here before haven't we?

Right there!

You'd hope so, but I think our business is done. Still 2-3 players short of where we need to be.

NEWCASTLE United have been linked with two forwards, while a host of big name Premier sides are also looking to strengthen their squads. Lyon striker Alexandre Lacazette, 23, has agreed a move to Newcastle in principle, but the French club are demanding 20m Euros (£15.8m) for the international forward – BBC website Has he?

The keyword there is 'squad'!

RIP to the lads! And all others that have lost their lives because of a war mongering scumbag.

And then hand them over to a side show clown. Genius!

Happy if this lad is to replace Shola. Still need An established striker. Centre half. Cabaye replacement. Only then will I be happy with what Charnley has managed. In terms of Pardew, I want the smug cunt gone asap.

I see Pardew's keeping the loss bus rolling. Fucking pleb.

Sack him now!

Coo, coo mother fucker!

This lad any good? A mix between Gouff/Rémy. Very energetic striker, good finisher and decent link-up play, he's still young and has room for improvement, but you can sense he'll never be a top-class striker. Well, anything's an upgrade on wor shola.

See he's brought his A game from sunderland.

Or is it the fact that all French players are flying to Newcastle like pigeons? Either way they're an odd bunch.

This lad any good?

Looks like the picture was taken in the same decade Pardew's brand of football was last effective.