BONTEMPI

Flicking V's

Grade A fucking plum.

Bet the cunt uses those head mic's around his own gaff. "Woman, where's my fucking frey bentos! chew, chew, chew"

Get in, but Pardew fucking makes a shit sandwich out of it every time man.

At least with Anita on we get some ball retention.

Come on Remy or Cabaye get another

#Pardew is a cunt.

Whiplash caused from his ponytail I think.

Turn the screw again lads

Whenever we say that, he comes on and does sod all.

Sissoko thunderbastard coming up.

Remy to score next

Need a 2nd before ht to really drop their heads

Cocknet Is that like mumsnet? For Gays

Choke on that honey monster

Disguised as Andy Carroll?

Science innit

Better fucking win Pardew!

Maybe Cabaye's decided he's off.

So to summarise, our only target is a striker that fucked us off before and is well down the pecking order because he's not cutting it. Fucking genius is JFK, no seriously.

What the hell is that poster on the wall http://www.art.co.uk/products/p10293698-sa-i894072/posters.htm Are you from fucking bladerunner or something?

Fuck me! Messi looks like a geek in one of those 80's teen movies.

We are so division 2

Where's the Cacapa of good blind hope?

That's the Manc psyche though, they think they shit diamonds.