BONTEMPI

0-6 to scum We'll play ok for 10 mins then collapse after their first goal into the shambles we know best

Still 11 games left mate. Aye, but people are jerking their knees off here and saying that we are definitely relegated. Looking at the games left to play I say we will be lucky to escape on goal difference as all the other teams below us bar Stoke seem to be showing some fucking balls and yet we seem quite happy to just go through the motions and hope we get lucky with other results. Personally I think we're finished as we have no players that can come in and suddenly make us into a half decent side. This is the worst Newcastle side I have witnessed in terms of fight and passion and when you don't have that and are in a relegation fight 9 out of 10 times you'll go down.

Garbage Well, as soon as KK walked out on us....I began worrying about another relegation battle this season. Are we not in a bloody relegation battle, mate?! Laughable you're blaming Keegan for this. Look at the ample time the boardroom have had to employ a quality manager and invest in the 1st team since Keegan left! The only reason they haven't is Ashley being as thick as pig shit and blind to the danager the fans recognised 6 months ago. Now he'll pay the price, but so will we. Errr...no mate. I blame the whole managment for this. As opposed to others who are only blaming one party. Ahh ok fair enough

Garbage Well, as soon as KK walked out on us....I began worrying about another relegation battle this season. Are we not in a bloody relegation battle, mate?! Laughable you're blaming Keegan for this. Look at the ample time the boardroom have had to employ a quality manager and invest in the 1st team since Keegan left! The only reason they haven't is Ashley being as thick as pig shit and blind to the danager the fans recognised 6 months ago. Now he'll pay the price, but so will we.

Say goodbye to the Prem Fucking inept from top to bottom is that club, Only joy will be to see that fat cunt owner loose another 100 mil

This but Duff for Butt and move Nolan to holding midfield.

I thought it was macaroni that they used, the standards have dropped. Yes they used to but had to stop as too many people pasta out!

You don't need to go private, the NHS do a brilliant job with this sort of thing. Aye! I've heard they use wheat crunchies for the replacement ventricles

I remember seeing the full version of that, getting on 20 years ago on The Word, that bloke is actually wearing dungarees but the donkey started chasing him and whilst trying to mount him, his dungarees fell down and the terror on the blokes face as he tried to run away with donkey trying to rape his bare arse. Hilarious viewing at the time! Still not lost any of it's sparkle today. How the fuck would you explain something like that? lol

Souness did Although I wouldn't exactly call it top level management

Well he usually starts to come good when his contract is running out so i'm expecting a shit load of goals

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/179560/ I imagine it went something similar to this

The new insomnia?

God Calderwood looks like souness in this pic http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1f/Calderwood%2C_Colin.jpg

Houghton got us a win at West Brom, but think that's about the best he could have done. What a cheapskate Ashley is! The fucker doesn't want to outlay anything.

Agreed, i'd join a proper supporters club but at the moment they are meerly afront for an Ashley out group from what i've read/listened too. With recent events or lack off, do you not think they are justified in wanting Ashley out? Looking at the state the club is in I think they are holding the clubs interests at heart by attacking the man that's caused it. Think most of you have been hooked again by this 5 year plan bollocks, just remember a leopard never changes it's spots. As I remember recent events they shouted "Ashley out" then Ashley said "OK I'm getting out" then the world's financial markets collapsed and he couldn't get out. Right now the REALITY is he's here for the forseeable future, so the best thing for the immediate, short and medium term future of NUFC may be to drop the ridiculous "cockney mafia out" stance and look for pragmatic ways to go forward. As you say "a leopard never changes it's spots" - so it's highly unlikely this so called NUSC will move away from it's single agenda driven protest. Very true! and the only way I see that changing is if Ashley's plans start paying dividends, but if not then he deserves all the flack that's coming his way. To be honest I don't like Ashley or what he has done to this great club, but if he does start to turn it around and we do see improvement then he'll get my full backing again. I ain't holding my breath

Agreed, i'd join a proper supporters club but at the moment they are meerly afront for an Ashley out group from what i've read/listened too. With recent events or lack off, do you not think they are justified in wanting Ashley out? Looking at the state the club is in I think they are holding the clubs interests at heart by attacking the man that's caused it. Think most of you have been hooked again by this 5 year plan bollocks, just remember a leopard never changes it's spots. You're missing the point. A supporters group should be there to support. If you want a group set up to be a voice on a particular issue then set up an action group. There's a key difference. No you're missing the point, a supporters group is first and formost for the good of the club and not just to be ther just to cheer a bunch of underachieving millionaires every week. The supporters club is there to give a voice to the fans and to relay any fears or issues the paying public have about the running of the club.

Agreed, i'd join a proper supporters club but at the moment they are meerly afront for an Ashley out group from what i've read/listened too. With recent events or lack off, do you not think they are justified in wanting Ashley out? Looking at the state the club is in I think they are holding the clubs interests at heart by attacking the man that's caused it. Think most of you have been hooked again by this 5 year plan bollocks, just remember a leopard never changes it's spots. Not at all. I want Ashley out but it ain't going to happen so they need to work with not against. Well I think we've learnt that applying a bit of pressure to Ashley can make him stick the club up for sale again. I have no confidence in him or his team turning it round even if they are on a 10 year plan, the fact remains if you don't invest heavily in this league you will remain amongst the also rans.

Agreed, i'd join a proper supporters club but at the moment they are meerly afront for an Ashley out group from what i've read/listened too. With recent events or lack off, do you not think they are justified in wanting Ashley out? Looking at the state the club is in I think they are holding the clubs interests at heart by attacking the man that's caused it. Think most of you have been hooked again by this 5 year plan bollocks, just remember a leopard never changes it's spots.

However, Llambias has vowed that United will spend again in the summer and with several players set to be out of contract in the summer, the MD believes the wage bill will be freed up to allow Newcastle to sign players who fit into the new structure. Basically sub standard pro's He added: “There is £8m there and it will be spent in the summer. Bet that's all that will be spent “Mike isn’t afraid to spend money out of his own pocket. Yeah on himself Woo that 8m will be spent! Excuse me whilst I dance like a lunatic Come the end of the summer transfer window I wonder if we'll put in a 8m last ditch bid for Michael Johnson again and fail < had to do it

Can't wait until Fergie jacks it in Then when someone else starts to fuck it all up we'll see the scum fans suddenly start to dwindle.

Team should be vs Everton Saylor Colo Bassong Enrique Raylor Nolan Jonas Duff Martins Lovenkrands Fuck Butt he's a joke

GET IN!!!!!!

Fuck me i've only just come in 3-1 and we've put our manager in hozzy You couldn't write this shit

Beardsley! Fucking genius even though he looks a bit backward Non Pele, Zidane