BONTEMPI

Toonlass has to wet it with spit and use two hands!

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3271/2331814424_12707ecd87.jpg?v=0 With recent events taking a turn for the worst I thought it was time to expose my lucky cock for you all to rub. Now whilst rubbing it, imagine us staying up and it will happen!

Spot on How certain posters can't grasp this is beyond me.

Okay that has cheered me up a little. Ahh right so it wasn't Keegan that kept us up when Fat Sam had us in the shit and gave us a half decent start this season. Go support Chelsea next season which i'm sure you probably will. Pathetic oh im sorry mr uber supporter i cant have a view now can i...ive been following this team for 30 fucking years and for what false dawn after false fucking dawn and let down after let down so go take your KEVIN FUCKING KEEGAN loving head and stick it up your arse oh and shove fucking ELMO up there while you are at it lol 30 years? You sound like 14 yer old hoodie P.S It's cocknose FYI.

Great being a Newcastle fan, isn't it? FOR f*** SAKE!!!! Seriously though, if we do somehow win those two, it should be enough...just on goal difference. Don't think Hull will get anymore than 3 points, don't think Boro will get 7 points from their other 3 games, or WBA. You just saying this because of your namesake?

Okay that has cheered me up a little. Ahh right so it wasn't Keegan that kept us up when Fat Sam had us in the shit and gave us a half decent start this season. Go support Chelsea next season which i'm sure you probably will. Pathetic

Indeed. If only he had that spine. Think you know the real villain and it's not Keegan. I would have done the same thing as him, Ashley's a first rate cunt and is the only person to blame in all of this. As if I wasn't feeling pissed off enough. "Keegan" just reading it makes me want to throw up. Well you must not be a true fan then. That man gave us the best years so don't give me that shit. Not like Ashley didn't have enough time to sort it out like hey?

Thumped 6-1

Indeed. If only he had that spine. Think you know the real villain and it's not Keegan. I would have done the same thing as him, Ashley's a first rate cunt and is the only person to blame in all of this.

After watching that fucking shower of shite on what was supposed to be our hardest fought game of the season I already in my mind have us down. How many transfer windows did we have to endure watching hard grafting midfielders come in with no quality playmakers? Ashley has no fucking clue has how to run a club. Best we can hope for is he sells up to someone with proper ambition and somehow Shearer stays on, although I doubt it! Every player at that club should hang their head in shame as when it boils down to it they are paid a small fucking fortune to do something they love and what respect do they show us? None! If only Keegan was backed I don't think we'd be anywhere near the bottom 3.

FINISHED

Yeah and to hear Burley saying he's the best player on the pitch grates like fuck

45 mins to save our season My winking wallnuts going ten to the dozen

At least the French still like us. Would like Marseille winning the title though. Well we'll always appeal to the french if we surrender as easy as we have this season.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3005/2968269750_966d46713b.jpg?v=0 I voted other

Think tonight if come full time we don't win I'm going to just sit there in disbelief and shit my pants until it overflows. That's basically how this season has felt all along, just hope we get a 2nd chance to put it right.

You shouldn't have swallowed last night then, I did warn you!

We'll win this one if we play 4 3 3 with Viduka, Martins, and Owen. Draw if we don't.

dont give him your money, if everyone does that he'll be forced into either selling or pulling his finger out So what if he is skint? Then how are we going to buy and improve? Also, who would want to buy a club where there are no ticket sales, no merchandise being sold, no quality squad, no quality manager or coaching staff, etc? The most realistic solution is to weather the storm, and instead of pushing parts of the club apart we need to all pull together and gain some stability, financially, in a positional sense in the table and in a moral sense. how are we going to buy and improve with no funds for new players and joe fuckin kinnear managing the s**** we already have? if we stayed away and didnt buy merchandise it would be obvious that it was because of the ownership and prospective buyers would know that would soon change once they stepped in. i'm not suggesting we pull anything apart, i'm suggesting that if, come the summer, ashley appoints kinnear (which is bad enough in itself) AND continues with giving players like ameobi new contracts while not spending enough to keep us progressing, then we say right thats enough thanks mike, we've had it with you and we're gonna force you out. banners dont force out owners, losing money does, and fast. (disclaimer - no i dont have a better owner in mind) ...................... although too much water has flowed under the bridge imo. Ok then lets just kick the shit out of him instead.

Badge should be on the inside hiding, like those fucking cowards have all season!

Which results in no goals and no end product. He needs to sort that side of his game pretty quick or he can fuck off in the summer as well

Never win on Shitanta

We just need to start with Viduka Owen and Martins for our 3 home games and I think we'll win all 3

Grow up FFS hmmm easy prey!

Have to agree with that. We should all stop kidding ourselves and start preparing for the championship next season. We will win 1 game against the boro and that's it. Oh and hopefully someone can smash Ashley's face in when they see him, if ever. Don't you know that negativity is extremely contagious! But looking at your sig you're obviously prone to wild mood swings so I'll forgive you. Ahhh the bait was laid and you didn't succumb. If we get 3 wins and a draw I see Hull and Boro going down tbh, but for some strange reason apathy has set in.