BONTEMPI

Hmmmurrrffffhhh! That's your wife that is.

I'd disappoint the fuck out of her! She likes a soft dick though. Yeah, thumb in that softie.

HTT won't be able to sleep tonight now.

Man Pity?

As long he's more cover then I'm happy enough now sideshow and gameshow have hot tailed it.

Isn't he dogshit?

Hope you learned your lesson about not running onto the pitch. Can't be Stifler, that lad wasn't pushing a trolley.

Wish pre season had some bigger tests tbh.

Are these worse than Doncaster then?

His turn away when the goalie kicked the ball in anger was extremely camp.

Like a yule log covered in nuts.

Love this lad already. He'll be ganning for the chocolate. Somebody should tell him there's nee deep fried maz baz over there.

Hope all that sun won't ravage his skin.

Ryan Babel mk2

Now get 3 in that could give a fuck.

The only shot he deserves is from a hippo grade tranquiliser gun.

5% was pigeons.

boooooooooo

Gayle get the winner

Perez may come in very handy in the championship.

Sell Sissoko, Shelvey and buy a quality Midfielder and Striker.

The Blur Witch

http://www.tutugirl.com/assets/images/tutudress/coral-tutu-dresses.jpg

Mick wont be happy. That battery usually lasts him a month.

Atrocious appointment. The FA needs a good shake up.