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I would piss my pants if we signed Sam Eto'o Could see it happening, says many clubs are in for him.

What if it's Eto'o would you be pleased? Story to follow.........

If it was leo sayer and reyes we got, I'd be pretty chuffed Fuck it! one would do.

Hope it is! At least i'll be happy! Anyone after that would be a bonus

Thought Warnock was s***?

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His head is so wide it eats into another time zone!

Is that the one in Jarrow where chezgiven gets his gerbils from?

Yeeeeeyharrrrrrrr! If it turns out to be spear however, then i think i'll puke!

Same here Feel happy, and optimistic all will be ok Felt like s*** yesterday mind wait till 7-10pm How did you know when my prozac wears off?

not like me tbh, but I still believe this will go through this weekend, then i can ask the hairdresser for a coloccini next week You'll probably end up with a tube up your arse

Same here Feel happy, and optimistic all will be ok Felt like shit yesterday mind

I remember seeing a photo on the AS website with Shepherd & Hall around a table with their President and Luque's agent last time around. I want to see that photo. That is one hell of a camera to get those two fat c***s in They had it set to panorama

Hope so

I'm reet looking forward to this! Nosh off from the wife and a few tinny's whilst watching the match

you are writing my dreams. He always has someone there with him. A few Newcastle players go in there, I've seen Duff working out with his PT and my mate has seen Joey Barton in the sauna(!) Apparantly he was having a conversation with some guy and every other word was "f***", "f***ing prick"... Sounds like he was kicking off again

Should ask to spot for him next time. We could have a whole Micky Owen training camp thread then. Get you to take some cheeky snaps with you whipping him with a towel after a great workout.

Jiminez and Wise must be on an each way commission for us and Spurs. Whichever club signs the player they get a cut Fuck I bet they used the wrong headed fax paper for the Bentley,Modric, Ashavin, and Woodgate deals and they really should be here

Or maybe Spurs are!

You sticking gerbils up your arse again? Eureka! Hmm bet I know who supplied them!

You sticking gerbils up your arse again?

the strikers :owen,martins,smith,carrol and ameobi if we dont buy anyone before man utd game KK will play oba and owen smith is sub and i rather will give chance to carrol then ameobi This is what scares me, as we do have a number of "strikers" on the books. I fear we will only bring another one in if someone comes in for both Alan Smith and Shola. Quite frightening. I'm quite looking forward to see this look again http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/51911107.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF19390335F8FA9CA92A64CCBC918532AD2848BC3F87336C851A1 I really hate it when he does that. It implies he came close when in actual fact he hardly ever does! But i'll even let that go ... what I hate the most about Shola is not his inability to hold the ball up regularly or even his basic goal average, but his penchant for fouling the opposing defender evry single time he goes up for a ball in the air despite being 6 foot 3. Drives me crazy. He then procedes to whinge at the ref who then makes a point of blowing his whistle at Shola more regularly and it all goes further and further downhill from there. Know what you mean Then the "what did do look?" 15 times in a game when we were in a good position.

the strikers :owen,martins,smith,carrol and ameobi if we dont buy anyone before man utd game KK will play oba and owen smith is sub and i rather will give chance to carrol then ameobi This is what scares me, as we do have a number of "strikers" on the books. I fear we will only bring another one in if someone comes in for both Alan Smith and Shola. Quite frightening. I'm quite looking forward to see this look again http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/51911107.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF19390335F8FA9CA92A64CCBC918532AD2848BC3F87336C851A1

Gomis, Diego, Turan, Colochini will be here so who cares? :-[

Yep This year keeps getting better