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Well i'd be the other half of the spit roast

Smith If he backs the team bus over his legs!

Ok well we should all buy spidey masks and stick them on when he scores and shoot silly string everywhere!

Maybe but I bet people said similar about an average right winger being our main cm (Rob Lee). Guthire is pretty much a raw talent he can be moulded to some extent to play in several roles. He's young and has an eye for a good pass He could develop into a great box to box player for us if they can get the best out of him

You've quoted all three videos Dave. The 442 implication is mainly down to Keegan saying that the thing that caught his eye with Gutierrez was his supply line from the wing for Guiza last season. Said Shola and Smith up front (no lie) will love him. God I was feeling happy until I read that!

Uh oh ... Duff might be staying then. Duff and Zoggy on the left. Jonas and Milner on the right. Duff better get his act together if this indeed the case. so can we agree we need another 1-2 CM's now then? I concur! Couple of players in the Aimar mold but not that many around

I think Spidey will be good enough to cut it Guthrie has potential but is no world beater. Think people are sick of all the links and the supposed collapses of deals even though there's been no official statement we have infact failed in our bids. The only two that Keegan has spoken on missing out on are the Modric and Woodgate deals. Yes we need a load more players but they must improve us. Most people were uplifted to hear that Aimar was a strong possibility and now it's over most people are on a downer 2 quality signings and we'll all be happy again

Ok the papers didn't know anything regards to Jonas but that's because it was easier to keep quiet because another club was not involved in the deal. Gutthrie was linked 2-3 days before he actually signed

Couple of cracker cotton pickers if you ask me

no... Oh so you'd be quite happy finishing the bottom half each year? hmm. who was the owner before? Were did we finished in the league? What kind of money did he throw at players and transfers? Did it worked? What are this board trying too do? How long time compared with the board before have they got. Why do you believe we are less attractive now than five years ago? What do you want a new (arab)board to do? Think you're missing the point. If this new policy by the club see's us no better off would you want a change to come sooner rather than later? Ok not throwing money at players is a positive step but it can also be a negative one when you finished 12th and have no european football to lure better players that could move you up the league. Sometimes you need to speculate to accumulate! If we are left with most of the crap from last season with only an unknown argentinian and a liverpool reject as our top transfer targets then i'm sorry but I want answers. You didn´t get my point. Give it time. I can´t answear you before they have had a few seasons. Still. Has the money throwing helped the past few years when we have been without europe? I'm prepared to give it 3 years to see an improvement

no... Oh so you'd be quite happy finishing the bottom half each year? hmm. who was the owner before? Were did we finished in the league? What kind of money did he throw at players and transfers? Did it worked? What are this board trying too do? How long time compared with the board before have they got. Why do you believe we are less attractive now than five years ago? What do you want a new (arab)board to do? Think you're missing the point. If this new policy by the club see's us no better off would you want a change to come sooner rather than later? Ok not throwing money at players is a positive step but it can also be a negative one when you finished 12th and have no european football to lure better players that could move you up the league. Sometimes you need to speculate to accumulate! If we are left with most of the crap from last season with only an unknown argentinian and a liverpool reject as our top transfer targets then i'm sorry but I want answers.

Xabi Alonso I could see coming here with Milner going the other way.

no... Oh so you'd be quite happy finishing the bottom half each year?

I really hope these are smokescreens because fucking hell some of these players are shite to say the least. Part of our problem is we used to throw money at players just to get them on board! That's not happening anymore so I guess most of our targets have thought, bollocks i'll get a payday elsewhere then. I'm still hoping we can pull a couple of surprises out the bag but part of me feels we'll get 1 more average player and be no better than we were before. If this happens and we are no better would you want another takeover? Time will tell but this clubs been shit for far too long

Hope this is a squad filler! If this is how far we've fallen for 1st teamers then fuck me!

Get with the programme. Believe!! My policy is to remain ultra-optimistic till he or the club say no. Haylo Mista! I'm Pabwo Himar and I says No!

Sounds Nailed on he's coming here then!

Who says we have? Even if this is true, he still needs to pass a medical, agree personal terms and meet with NE5's approval. Deal falls through due to Aimar being impressed with the new boards vision! NE5 pulls the plug on the deal to teach him a lesson

Who says we have? Even if this is true, he still needs to pass a medical and agree personal terms

Berbatov Smurkes Tabs! http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2008/jul/16/premierleague.tottenhamhotspur

Does this mean Olivers source is infact Niko? Makes sense

Until he is here having a medical i'm not believing a word

He couldn't resist the promises of their chairman http://gregcookland.com/journal/uploaded_images/picHasselHoff-747711.jpg

holy s***...... http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-9/840501/holy_shit.jpg That looks like christmas pudding, just needs a bit of white sauce. I know what white sauce you're on about! Sicko!

In fairness, we're a right bunch of self pity merchants ourselves. Take a lot at the 'media hates us' thread. That's cos they do!