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I am anxious to play Kevin Keegan, not to mention Terry McDermott, since both had experience of playing with a permanently at the highest level. With the move to Newcastle could even grow a mustache to commemorate my heroes of the eighties. Newcastle fans may be impressed with Jonas Gutierrez hair, but I can assure everyone that my hair Poos Jonas on a high level

Bet we'd get some of them with your shoe lace is undone every fucking time

He's still got it bless him

"He has signed. The others can sense it, why can't you?" I am your father fab Fab These are not the argentines you are looking for. Move along

LOL Healy? I'm sure he's more of a danger than Smith but still! I'd accept Healy a top class Creative midfielder and a Left Back before the Man u game

SIR ACCUSED OVER ROONEY VIRUS Posted 07/08/08 08:59 EmailPrintSave Sir Alex Ferguson has been accused of lying over Wayne Rooney's mystery illness. The Manchester United striker has been ruled out of the opening matches of the new season with a virus that Ferguson claimed had been contracted during the club's brief trip to Nigeria two weeks ago. "It's a virus he's picked up in Nigeria, I believe, and it's not a nice one," Ferguson told reporters on Tuesday. But Ferguson's comments have sparked outrage in the country, with Bassey Ndem, an organiser of the tour, telling The Sun: "They did not catch it in Nigeria. "It's a lie from the pit of hell and it's sad someone had to go to that length to degrade Nigeria. Rooney only sat in his hotel room. He was in Nigeria for less than 24 hours." United have yet to release any details about Rooney's illness, other than insisting the forward was not suffering from malaria. In his press conference, Ferguson claimed that the only medication the United party took before the trip were anti-malaria tablets, although it has since been reported that they were also given injections for yellow fever and hepatitis. This is quality

I'd like to see Given Beye Faye Coloccini Enrique Guthrie Jonas Duff Zoggy Martins Milner Best time to try it

Oh gawd no! http://naani.com/Articles/content_images/1/buckwheat.jpg God! that looks like Oba when he was a kid. Hi i'm buckwheat amember me! This is the boy that inspired the kia-ora adverts in the 70's 80's

Oh gawd no! http://naani.com/Articles/content_images/1/buckwheat.jpg

He's not dead yet folks, so if he's at the Valencia game we all need to make him realize how much he means to us all!

Uh? Even if we sign a couple more players we won't get anything from old trafford and to write them off is daft

It says he had a canny day ooot at the toon and once he learned Alan Smith wasn't playing he necked his pickled egg and signed

Milner as backup striker now then?

no, not even in the squad Hmmm i'm getting a small chubby hearing that news

So just got back in, give me a low down of team and performance? Is shitebag Smith playing?

Remember the Beye deal? The club said fuck all that night even though he'd passed his medical hours before. Chill out man he's here! Maybe were just tying up another deal so Ashley doesn't have to splash out out on 2 lots of sandwiches. His cost cuttings gone too far

Is this 2 others and Colo before the Man U game or the remainder of the transfer window?

Can see the headlines now when she gets load of cash for this Spear Minted Ruling Mum

Think Scotland Yard will be tapping you up in no time.

Can just see Keegan reading our ironic praises of him and keeping him cos he thinks that's what the fans want. So just to clarify! HE'S FOOKING RUBBISH! GET RID!

Happy he's watching tonight Feel allot happier if we can get rid of smith and get some more creativity in that midfield.

So by the start of the season does anybody think we would have added anybody after Coloccini? If not are you confident we can get the players we need before the window shuts? I feel we'll get a left back before the Man u game. If Smith goes, which I hope he does what other positions are vital to fill? I think Striker Creative Midfielder Another quality winger as Milner's shite out wide. That would have us pushing for Europe I would expect. If we only add a left back top ten

He was seen in a chip shop in Byker yesterday, in fact . . . That's s****. He was seen coming out of Cash Convertors! Fact* *oops shouldn't have said that, Anal Oliver will have it as an exclusive in the Ronnie tonight. What has he pawned his hair? Hey - THEN he went into the Chip Shop with his hair-money! - FACT! (he bought Hairdock and Chips)

He was seen in a chip shop in Byker yesterday, in fact . . . That's s****. He was seen coming out of Cash Convertors! Fact* *oops shouldn't have said that, Anal Oliver will have it as an exclusive in the Ronnie tonight. What has he pawned his hair?

Funny that I just replied to a comment on you tube to him Your new number 8 is Alan Smith! ROFL Moutinho is signing for the toon you dipper nugget!