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I'd love Diop to come here! We certainly would be no push over in the midfield like the last few seasons! Plus it will give Emre the free role Dyer had, But Smith?? Nah he just doesn't fill me with any passion whatsoever!

Gemmill's going to start the body count soon, like. I like how he even put DEFENDERS in capitals at the end. I went through it all last night, but for those that weren't listening: Allardyce has identified the targets he needs to get in for the defence, and he has the money to purchase them. With the sale of Dyer he feels he is now a player short in that area, so uses those funds to replace him. There has been no change to his targets for defenders, because the ones he's identified are still the ones he wants, and there is therefore no reason for him to suddenly think "Wow I've got some extra money. I'll buy some defenders I didn't previously think I needed." That's the last time I'm giving this talk. Sorry what? You lost me at "I Like"

It's an unwritten rule that Aussies aren't sexy. Still holding a torch for a certain Mr Ginola? I bet you broke your nose and had your hair waved just to be like him! Unless your a babba stabba? Ginola certainly has something about him. He smoked fags as well. What you mean he used to shoot gay people?

I'd love it if he didn't come! Please no god not him, anybody but him! He should fit in well at Everton with all the jumped up wankers there!

It's an unwritten rule that Aussies aren't sexy. Still holding a torch for a certain Mr Ginola? I bet you broke your nose and had your hair waved just to be like him! Unless your a babba stabba?

Thought it was undisclosed?

Errrrr how much did Dyer go for again?

Glad the cunts gone! Fresh start now all over the club! He'll be able to go to china whites now! That's his main reason for going anyway! I just hope him and bowyer kick off again!

Goooooooood Ridence too baaaaaaaaad wubbish! http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40867000/jpg/_40867353_rikyoungones203.jpg

We have! The Intertoto Remington shaver remember?? Anyway fuck Man u fans, they know fuck all but success, Just wait until fergie goes and someone fucks it up! They'll desert the sinking ship and support whoever is at the top of the league! Shallow glory supporting cunts!

It's June ffs. It's August Now ffs! (been waiting two months to say that!) and we still haven't signed a left back. Actually my point was (although not very well made) we'd already had 4 (this is the 5th) Transfer Windows to sort this issue out! If we go into the season with a right footed, nineteen year old centrehalf as our left back, I for one will probably shout "I don't believe it" in the style of Victor Meldew. (Saying all that...... I don't think we will, I trust Sam to do something!) Fucking hell your one of those mentalists ain't ya?

No fucking defenders! Tick

Does that mean Oba's off or what?

I'd like to know if he thinks Anal Olivers a prune faced Cunt!

If Ashley and Co fuck this one up, i'm seriously considering turning my back on football! Too much money and time has been invested to carry on supporting such a tin pot organisation! With the support the club has, you'd expect us to be up there each year for the title, but no! So if the window shuts and I don't see any improvement, i'm going to take up golf!

Wonder if Queudrue is going in the opposite direction?

Cant wait till tomorrow! Warnock Tomorrow: Why I told Fergie to f**k off

I know it's not aboot the toon, but hey it's funny! http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2002390000-2007350199,00.html My favourite bit “I was never really sure why Sean Bean was on the board of directors in the first place. Celebrity supporter I suppose. I didn’t have a lot to do with him and never really rated his opinion on football. “I remember one board meeting when he made a big show of how he wanted to make an important point about something he’d spotted to improve the club’s fortunes. “We all waited expectantly until he announced ‘Do you think Captain Blade has served his purpose? I think we should get rid of him’. “That was it, all he wanted to talk about. Captain f****** Blade, the fluffy team mascot. That was the extent of his contribution.

God if Zokora was part of the swap deal then as others had said, I would have snapped there arms off! I really rate the guy, and lets face it Dyers well passed his sell by date! (Pardon the pun) So there crazy to knock it back especially if Smith was the alternative!

http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/3222/200pxclivedunn1973gd5.png You've been waiting to use that for ages I bet! lol Always glad to help!

Heroin is dangerous you know!

Can't believe this is all we've got to go off after 3 weeks in the transfer window, I mean fucking hell, doesn't matter who's in charge we just don't address the real issue's season after season! Come on Chris "Smithers" Mort get you finger out!

Mort is right. Yeah he's right! But where the fuck are these signings he's talking about! I think mort employed some dead heads to do the deed, so he'd have an excuse when no signings appeared! Mort "ERR I think egg incident with Dyer played a huge part in our failings in the transfer market"

He was going if this had happened or not, but still not cool! I would have at least hurled some shit instead of eggs! :parky:

2.5 mil for that cunt, no more no less! Seen him play on quite a few occasions, and just don't rate him! Aye he's aggressive, but when you don't end up with the ball 7 times out of 10 it's not worth it! I said by this tuesday, we'd be fucked to get anyone half decent in now! I just hope i'm proved wrong!