lovejoy

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/transfers/west-ham-admit-interest-in-35m-liverpool-striker-andy-carroll-7936008.html No fees in that article though. That's yesterdays.

Today's independent claim we could get him back for £10m (sorry, can't link on my phone).

journo from the times stating it as fact on talkshite that he's been offered to premiership clubs and will def be leaving.

Mark Curtis strikes again.

good luck to him. cant believe we got more than £3m for him mind, given his contract situation. good deal for all.

i said exact same thing, my wife thought i was weird for thinking it, i disagree, what a tight cunt!

next.........

nicky butt taking something back at sports direct near trafford centre today. i went to speak to one of the attendants: 'excuse me mate' nicky butt turned round, 'yes mate', realised i wasnt speaking to him and went very red. he had a very nice porsche, n8utt

Eh? Sounds like a coordinated wind-up. ah bore off man, what a s*** wind up this would be! It would be bloody awful, just haven't seen anything myself. Seems like the type of stunt twitter would pull. I am more than happy to be proved wrong. by the way, when i said 'shit' wind up, I dint mean 'awful' as in i'd be distraught if it was, I meant surely to fuck i'd come up with a better wind up!

Eh? Sounds like a coordinated wind-up. ah bore off man, what a s*** wind up this would be! It would be bloody awful, just haven't seen anything myself. Seems like the type of stunt twitter would pull. I am more than happy to be proved wrong. you just have been.

thank god nufc4eva is going to delete his post now! i wouldn't have slept....

phew.

Eh? Sounds like a coordinated wind-up. ah bore off man, what a shit wind up this would be!

Yes, on the telly. Yes, on ssn.

Lads, it isn't a wind up. I saw it too.

They mentioned it at about 10.10. They were talking about euro's and interrupted it to say 'breaking transfer news.....'. Weird it isn't on yellow ticker.

Yes, me.

http://www.open.edu/openlearn/files/ole/imported/10300/penalties1.jpg Poor Eh?

Ba is off then. That was my immediate thought.

They said twente 'were considering it'. Not on yellow ticker yet which is odd?

£8m bid made for de Jong. Ssn breaking news.

he wont leave the north west and his horses I don't think. wouldn't at all be surprised to see him rock up at everton, or even stoke (close enough to cheshire)

brilliant hour. we're in good hands.

not picking dave out by any means, as i def said worse, but this post (from a balanced poster) shows how unbelievable and unexpected this has all been. No, lets pick on Dave. What a stupid f***ing post that was - eh - Dave? Don't you look a bit DAFT right now. yeah fuck it, up yours Dave, what a twatty post that was!