Mick

Gosling, why?

Only because Pards can't influence it That's part of it.

I don't want this game to end, it's been a while since I've felt like that.

Di Canio did, didn't he? Did he? Christ.

I don't think I've ever seen a manager nut a player before, that's a first.

Pardew butted him

Don't take me home, please don't take me home, I just don't want to go to work. Is what they sing to the Cabaye song.

Sissoko is playing like a tank.

1 minute.

Show some testicles Pardew.

2-0 up thanks to Krul and his double save.

Lovely move

It's not even the reserves, it looks more like the kids. We've had Ryan McKinnon sent off and we scored a penalty.

The reserves are on Liverpool TV, 4-1 to them and 2 minutes to go.

I'm not sure why anybody would feel sorry for him when he knew what he was getting into before he came, he knew it and he accepted it, now he has to get on with it. Our team performances are rarely equal to or better than the sum of it's parts, that is down to him and his poor management, not anything that has gone on behind the scenes. Other than that he's a slimy prick who does whatever his boss asks of him because he must have no self respect. Any person in his position who has any self respect would walk if things were bad enough and he doesn't, even though he has a contract to fall back on if he thinks the club is not honouring whatever they promised him. Keegan walked and the club had to honour his contract, they would have to do the same for Pardew if he was being unfairly treated in line with his contract, the fact that he doesn't walk suggests that he's happy with his treatment.

You would be much more accurate if you told him he was a slimy fraud who was out of his depth, I think that covers everything and doesn't require a great deal of time. Better still, chin him and put him in hospital.

Can I stick my neck out? If I can, I'll add that because of Pardew's clear shortcomings we'll under achieve next season as he's one of our main problems.

All of the above.

Apart from him saying the finances are good, he virtually says the same thing going into a transfer window only to end up looking like a tit what he reduces his wish list. He starts off wanting three or four players then more often than not goes into the last few days of a window saying we want or need one or two players, he's full of shit.

Was that Ian W or Bret?

http://simpsonsscreenshots.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/harktothetaleofnelson.png I think I'll have to do some research before passing further comment. Which one is me?

The final is a funny one for me, they lose and we can rip the piss out of them and if they win it puts our lot under pressure to do better than to run the club to just survive.

Maybe you should judge him on what you see, not what you think.