Mick

Mick Martin was, I wonder if his brand has suffered?

Spurs go out if they go down 0-2.

The standards dropped a while ago.

Start one then, I'm sure you can remember how to do it.

You'll not find that in any bartenders manual http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/6319/batending20dummiesoc9.jpg

OK, I can believe the tears but "with joy" is stretching things a bit.

It's not going to be easy finding one, quite a few look good.

That's the best yet. Before you edited the post and added your design.

Much better would be my guess, probably the 5th best pint in the country for over a decade.

That wouldn't be a pint.

I hope he fails and does it big time.

Tart.

He'll probably pick up an injury anyway and sign for us because nobody else wants to sign an injured player.

Blyth would definitely fill St James' if he was coming back.

Can somebody put "not yet" in the title, bumping it keeps making me think something had happened to him.

You're right, I bet he strolled up to Fleet Street and waited for the reporter to turn up for work and made him listen.

I've read the article and it looks like somebody who doesn't like the press taking the piss out of them with sarcasm.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/article2049180.ece It takes 2 people to put 190 words together for The Sun.

It's a pity we didn't go for the cheaper Anelka who has played over twice as many games and scored twice as many goals in the time Owen has played 56 games and scored 25 goals.

You're about as right as you usually are.