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James is a lazy cunt of the ball.

Looks like Freddie Starr was dug up.

Excellent 45. Still need to put the ball away.

Anyone else now watching Hamburg vs Padeborn?

What did he ask for, 2 by the sides and 1 over the top?

Delusional.

The chef from Nandos turned us down then.

Imagine someone asking you if you want to resign and still sticking around for the payoff. If he had any morals he would have quit and then taken them to arbitration for constructive dismissal.

I feel Bruce being sacked would give the players enough of a lift to get the points required. Says nowt about the future of the club though.

MA proper runs this place like an office. "Hi guys, this is Jonesy. Hes from accounts. Hes not here to get in the way. Hes here to help out."

If this guy is really being brought in to be the manager it’s a worse appointment than kinnear. At least kinnear was an actual manager. This guy failed in the championship, even Bruce was doing a reasonable job in the championship ffs I’ll never understand Mike Ashley and I’d rather not have to try I know nowt about this guy but I'd rather give a chance to a somewhat progressive coach, even if he turns out shit, than a 90s dinosaur or PL has been. I'm not so sure his Luton spell is a fair assessment. Only in MA world would this be the choice mind.

Weeks?

Imagine his face when he looks at the weeks calendar. Monday: Breakfast and a wind down session after a tough weekend. Tuesday: Get beat off Leeds Wednesday: Throw a ball on the training pitch and ask the players to roll up their sleeves. Thursday: Kebabs Friday: Wind down session after Kebabs and beers. Saturday: Get stuffed. Sunday: Well earned day off.

Nice to finally meet Steve's replacement. Hope he settles in nicely. I didnt think I could dislike Bruce any more but now that the club have literally slapped him in the face, told him hes shit by appointing someone who knows how to coach, how has he not quit? Quite the fucking coward.

Is Hayden playing right back?

Hes not even pretending.

He might be good, he might be shit. Impossible to know unless I see him under a semi competent manager, in a side performing.

I reckon the decision making processes at the top of our club are terrible. I dont mean the actual decisions (we already knew they were terrible). I mean the hoops that you have to jump through to convince Ashley of making a change, signing a check, making a transfer etc. Its bad enough when you have someone completely unqualified in Charnley, being advised by the spawn of satan in Keith Bishop, but to actually form a coherent plan and get it signed off by the boss must be almost impossible. I imagine its returning to the bunker with an escape plan, only to realise that the fuhrer has lost his mind and cant see the russian artillery on the horizon. Not only are the decisions terrible but even getting a decision seems a fucking chore with these lot.

You have to think they will be considering sacking Bruce at this point. Especially if they have this fella from Bournemouth coming in. In fact, I think Bruce might walk. Hes clearly lost the dressing room and support from fans.

Have to hope that they decide to just let this fella from Bournemouth take the manager job.

The opposite is true. Hes managing exactly how fergie used to 30 years ago.

So does everyone playing us.

Just let him shoot. Sake.

He's level with the ball, that's why it's not offside. It's close enough to be checked.

Watched 5 minutes of him on that 3 amigos and wanted to shoot myself. Arrogant cunt, who's only intention is to get himself some publicity.