STM

This Swiss lad sounds like an able deputy and Clark is ok but yes, it's a blow.

Tend to agree with this. I think alot will be surprised by Rondon.

We will definitely use the loan market again for a Lejuene replacement.

Not at all bothered about losing him but I'm very bothered about our ability to replace him. Looks like we could sign Rondon and make a 5.5m profit. Sounds very US.

Howay HTT, comparing Shearers fees to Kyle Walker is daft. Us buying Shearer, is the equivalent to a modern day Neymar transaction. Daft money, beyond the norm but it was worth it for us. RE now, we don't waste money on transfer fees but we do waste loads in wages. Think of Saivet, De Jong etc

Thought Mitro was closer to 12.

He will be a fan favourite but not particularly prolific in front of goal. Similar to Perez.

As we said at the time, seller over values and the buyer under values, then they meet in the middle. Ashley was just messing her about and she didn't have the wealth to blow him out of the water.

Just to get this straight Caulkin is "agenda driven" and Staveley is a "tyre kicker", Dokko man, please stop.

The amount of "it won't make a difference", brigade on Twitter does my nut.

When Lee Ryder says "at this stage", it means he doesn't have a clue.

At some point this season this cunts going to score and I'm going to be shouting at the tv "gan on Ki lad," like a right fucking racist.

Confirmed by Mainz

So is Schar. Even if we end up in a relegation struggle, it shoud shoot us op the league in the Premier dreamboat rankings. Will be our first double, along with the balance sheet trophy.

Can't wait for the, "That should please Newcastle fans, who are upset at their transfer dealings so far." This should take our bet spend to a whopping 6m or so.

Was ready to slate him for making up the homesick stuff but if there's something wrong with his kid, that's fair enough. I'm certain that Rafa will let him go, regardless of getting a quality replacement. I hope we can get someone in to take his spot.

By all accounts he's being signed for his industry.

I wish I could enjoy transfers.

His name is Barry Douglas, he's consigned to the championship for life. Even if Messi had his name he wouldn't stand a chance.

Fuck sake. I've used all the hot water.

Sounds just like Lejuene.

Erm guys, you are spoiling my bath.

TBF it says Muto and Rondon.

I've never seen him play. If he's better than Clark, it's probably a decent signing.

Here we go.