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Ruiz has been texting his mates saying he doesn't want to join Fulham.

I forgot they were in london, that's good for us.

Was captain for a time too, can always do with leaders around the place.

Does Ashley know he's on the verge of spending 18m in two days, fucking 18 MILLION in two days. What's the catch.

No way are Stoke getting Johnson.

We are going to sign him aren't we. We just are, i know it.

DEKKKAAAA i love you!

YEEEESSSSS

Lee Ryder knows fuck all. He's changed his mind about 20 times today already. Ignore his fucking tweets.

Wigan getting Van Aanholt apparently.

Van Aanholt gone out on loan according to twitter. Don't know where to though.

It was probably Pardew collecting his car before going home for the night.

Well that would be a turn-up, if we got our transfer news for the sunderland forum.

Didn't specify striker.

Blatently Macheda.

Craigy "senses" something happening at NUFC. I sense he knows fuck all, but i'm all for clutching at straws.

A panic buy, might not be the worst option at the moment. You can do some good things when you are in a panic.

Perhaps if Spurs signed Cahill that might send Bassong our way. and yes Bendtner would be a good signing.

Has our club been mentioned once on SSN today? By the way, why all the hype around Hargreaves? Surely he can move after the window shuts?

Still don't have telephones in Sunderland then.

Madness, i'd rather sign no-one.

What is clear is that SSN know fuck all about what is going on at Newcastle. That's why "craigy" now spends half his time standing outside the rat training ground, trying to live in the dust bin feeding off scraps which Niall Quinn is throwing out the window.

Reckon we might get Benayoun or Bentley on loan, to replace Barton and will fail on the striker front.

My guess is that we have sounded him out as back up, if the others fall through.

All clubs do it and i doubt Sochaux will be able to prove we have tapped him up.