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I want: Given Nobby Gooch Taylor Baba Butt Parker Milner Zoggy Dyer Martins We will get: Given Taylor Bramble Gooch Hunty Parker Dyer Nobby Duff Sibierski Martins

Beckham should not play for england.

If we get through, do we play the first leg at home or away?

Solano, loads of nobby shirts. Owen will help us win the uefa cup i can feel it.

Sod players. I would sack myself as manager just before highering mourinho to take my place. A manager is more important at any football club than players. The rest would take care of itself.

McCarthy is a clas act. Good to see Martins in there too.

Agree with every word bellers. Although i must say our defensive distribution has vastly improved since nobby has played at right back.

I'd have Richard Dunne! *Tin hat fimly on*

Southerner thru and thru? He's from Liverpool...spent his entire playing career in the North West, and has already "managed" up here too... The detestable bit is bang on tho IMO Wow he wasn't a very good footballer if he only played for Carlisle throughout his career.

I think one of the most suicidal mistakes a manager can do is make wholesale changes to his squad. Arsene Wenger and Fergy both are fantastic at pinpointing their problems and signing players to suit. So taking this in mind i wouldn't sign any more than 2 or 3 first teamers. We have to the into account the improvement of youngsters. The priority, in my mind, has to be a left back. We have one left back and he's inconsistant and injury prone. My choice would be Bridge. After that i would look to target a centre half, whether or not Gooch is a success. I believe we need someone with a little bit of confidence/arrogance. When i've seen Ferdinand play he's been fantastic take into account he's already played with Taylor and is young, so he would be my choice. Thirdly, i'm of the opinion that Emre will be off in the summer which will mean we should sign a replacement.

Dean Ashton is a must should he be availible. However, it wouldn't suprise me if fergy didn't fancy him up front with Rooney. Reo Coker is over rated and inconsistant which is a bad combination. His transfer would depend on the price. I think Ferdinand is a good defender and would be a great partner to Taylor, i am basing my opinion on the blinder he had a sjp.

i think he will bag quite a few in the uefa cup tbh. 15 would be pleasant but i expect more. quick shout to sibierski whos not done bad with 8!

Souness was right Bellamy was a cancer at the club but it was said for all the wrong reasons. Personally, i dont think great managers give a flying fuck about whether a player is a trouble maker or not. SBR didn't mind, Fergi didn't mind with Keane or Cantona and Souness' problem was that he had no idea how to deal with this type of modern footballer. I fully agree that Bellamy is a little cunt but look around the premiership sadly these days all the best players are cunts. Drogba and Ronaldo are the two best players this year and i hate both of them with a passion. Souness would have drove them out the door too.

Obafemi martins would be our top goalscorer too and that we'd have duff.

In order 1. Kolo Toure- intelligence. 2. John Terry- Physical presence 3. Vidic- Aerial strength 4. Gallas- Awesome power and versitility. 5. Carvalho or Ferdiand?

In order: Henry Drogba Rooney Owen Van Persie Saha Martins Ashton Anelka McCarthy Un disputible. Kuyt, Bellamy, Crouch and Berbatov follow.

Stevie i love your avatar!!!!! Alan B'Stard is a legend!

Been down to the City of manc stadium last year twice and both times their fans where fine. Maybe that was just the citeh fans but they weere generally good crak and usual banter. Scousers have this "scouse wit". i.e there all cheeky cunts. If look beyond that you will see that their all a soft as shite.

I am so worried that Roeder actually rates Bramble. Fair enough he's a big strong lad who has the odd solid performance but he really shouldn't be considered a first choice centre half.

Tel ben haim, Distin and Sidwell. Any of the above would be welcome additions to the squad.

Given Solano Taylor Gooch Edgar Parker Emre Milner Dyer Martins Owen Harper Ramage Butt Duff Zoggy

Harper Solano Taylor Edgar Babayaro Butt Parker Milner Duff Martins Sibierski Best team playable apart from Dyer. Bramble should be no where near the team but glenn will choose him.

Some players are better individuals than team players. For example Ronaldinho is a better footballer than Drogba however if played correctly Drogba can cause more problems because of his pace and power. So does that mean if you choose Drogba you have chosen the wrong one? The truth is football is an opinion game but most people on here have narrowed it down to a select group, which is about correct.

Given Zambrotta Cannavaro Puyol Cole Gattuso Fabregas Messi Ronaldo Henry Ronaldinho