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We probably just go around France pissing off clubs before getting bored and moving on to the next player.

Anyone noticed on their university adverts (on t.v) they even try and make the Wearmouth (had to look up the name FFS) bridge look like the Tyne bridge, with the sunset. It's incredibly embarrassing like, Newcastle's quayside is one of the most beautiful and well-known images in Europe, never mind the UK and they go for some cheap knock-off shite. It's awful, truly awful.

Sick of this shit like, boring as hell. I'd far prefer to not know of our interest in the first place. However, i suspect we have many more targets than this guy.

If i had to choose i'd prefer them two signing new contracts, over signing new players. Should never have to make that choice though.

Krul Simpson Taylor Coloccini Taylor* Tiote Cabaye Barton Jonas Ba Shola I think Pardew wants to play two strikers at home, as a general rule. Therefore Ba will come in for Obertan but Ober will probably play vs Scunthorpe. *Hopefully we will have left back in, if not Taylor will be in full confidence.

Nowt new there sicko, just what we already know. Ashley is a tight cunt and will get every penny he can.

Wouldn't have it any other way though, i just find it funny how one region can differ so much from another. It's only 13 miles away and they are fucking mongs.

Hard not to get excited about him. He's got all the makings of a club captain too. It was the bit about him going with his wife to see the region, after he made the move, that stole my heart. Anyone who has a desire to settle in Northumberland/Tyneside has my backing.

Despite the cheating, fouling and poor decisions from the officials, we still beat them. That must be hard to take like. I don't blame them for trying to find excuses, most would but we all know the truth.

They re-couped nealy 45m for Bent and Henderson, i'm fairly certain that they haven't re-invested anywhere near that money. Pissing away wages though.

I know we are all extremely biased and everything but... IF Bruce gets sacked/leaves, i can see a scenario where they are in serious trouble at the bottom of the league. In fact, i can see it happening if he stays. They really have very little to be jealous of. I think Brown is a good centre half and Gyan is a talent but apart from that.. utter dross.

He's a slimey cockney lying cunt but for some silly reason i quite like the guys. His best attribute by far is not over-reacting to situations.

What the fuck is ALS? A Load of Shite?

Aye Kean's a safe bet, no chance on Martinez BTW. Him and Whelan are bumming each other.

Yesterdays game will have done him the world of good for his confidence.

Spurs fans are cunts too.

This.

That's a better team TBH.

"Aussiefag" Get in.

Were gaaana win the leeeeeaaaague.

Just watch the team include Lovenkrands and Perch now you twat.

Good side IMO. Marveaux welcome to the premiership.

Doesn't seem anything other than paper talk to me.

Wow ... how do you even enjoy following the team, I mean you clearly don't, so what's the point? You've pretty much decided that no matter what happens, it's all going to end up badly anyway. Depressing! So even if Newcastle finish 6th you've already decided it wouldn't even be a good thing really, because all the good players will then be sold. I'm sorry but that's some next level doom mongering right there. Damn.