Colos Short and Curlies

Stroke of genius?

Where's the 'Given beaten from long range' thread. Certainly one for in there

Give their place to Newcastle I say!

Whats the record for pages for a topic? And how many pages can the forum take?

Can anyone else see another British ban if Man U and Liverpool meet in Moscow?

I heard that around Christmas time I think. Overheard a Blackburn supporter telling his mate he better watch out, he better not cry, he better not pout, then he told him why. Sante Cruz is coming to Toon?

The falcons did this last season as well didn't they?

Where is the duff info in this story? We had talks with the club and agent - true We had a second meeting in London with agent - true Agent/club also in talks with Spurs at the same time - they win. OK the 'Keegan didn't fancy him enough' tales are tenuous at best, but its hardly ITK stuff at its best

Can I change my answer now to Deco?

I can back him up on todays meeting happening. Don't know how advanced talks are though

I fear for a Man U Liverpool Champs League final!

I'm sticking to what my boss told me. £100m is what Ashley has said, if KK can spend it. I'd take this as 'If the player is available we've got the cash'

Well I've heard that Deco has said no unless we sign some big name players first.

Is £50k per week really that excessive in todays market?

Dunno, but it would still take a lot of luck to be in the top 10 (only top 10 clubs can qualify these days) Beat West Ham and its possible tbh. Can see Spurs drawing a lot of their remaining games. We've got one very hard away game, a game away to Pompy where their minds may be Wembley bound and the Spammers. At home there's a winnable game v the unwashed and Chelsea. 8 points from those I reckon

I think I can beat everyone's shirt name choices.... Maric (1999-2000 home shirt) Dabizas (2000-2001 black away/third shirt) Elliott (1995-97 home shirt)

Has anyone heard anything about the forged tickets for Wednesday's game? Only heard a snippet on the radio, but it seemed that a few fans with genuine tickets for the away end were turned away as their seats had already been taken by forgeries

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We're gonna win the league!

What they syaing?

Decent by Woodgate there, telling Bennett there was nothing in it

Posted elsewhere, but anywho... My boss knows Mike (and that ex Spurs guy Paul Kemplsey (sp) through a mutal friend - I've seen photos of them on nights out so that bit at least is true. He's a manc with no reason to make stuff up about the toon..... Keegan has '£100m to spend in the summer', but Mikes actual thinking is that there is no limit and £100m is just a figure to use in conversations. Deco was approached in Jan for either a loan deal then or permanent in the summer - he turned both down although the summer deal may be of interest if we make big signings first. Mike bought us primarly for brand extension - he reckons its more cost effective to own a club for ten years than to sponsor the likes of Blackburn over a similar timeframe. Sports Direct or any other of his brands will not be on our shirts as a first choice. The aim is to replace Northern Rock with another third party, Adidas is likely to stay for now. However if decent deals can't be made then we may get a Lonsdale shirt etc. A bit ITKish I know, but just passing on what I've been told

I think this season could set the record for the earliest point that all 3 relegation spots are secured. Can't see a way out for any of the bottom 3 now

Bellamy, 3-2. Had been playing football for my uni league team in the afternoon and took a kick in the right eye socket (fractured it, but unknown at this time!). Little bit concussed, free WKD in the Students Union, fantastic game of football then pulled an Irish Stunner later on. Result all around

Another who we have missed http://i2.bebo.com/023b/11/medium/2007/04/08/23/3852764204a4049237250b193553187m.jpg